Uh I can't do Dane Cook. Sorry.
Jeff: Achemed the Dead Terrorist.
Crowd: "Claps and whistles as he is brought out."
Achemed: "Looks around as the crowds laughs a bit."
Jeff: Good evening Achemed.
Achemed: Good evening......infidel.
Crowd: "Laughs."
Jeff: So you are a terrorist.
Achemed: Yes...I am a terrorist.
Jeff: What kind of terrorist?
Achemed: A terrifying.... "looks at the crowd then back at Jeff" terrorist.
Crowd: "Laughs."
Achemed: Are you scared?
Jeff: No.
Achemed: "Makes a roaring sound." And now?
Jeff: Not really.
Achemed: "Makes another roaring type of sound." How about now?
Jeff: Nope.
Achemed. Godda"""".
Crowd: "Laughs"
Jeff: Oh oh oh, I mean uh Allahda"""'!
Crowd: "Laughs hard."
Jeff: Silence!!! I kill you!!
