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Post by Killer on Jun 1, 2003 23:35:39 GMT -5
Killer plants his paws on his hips and scowls down at Itchy. His gaze lifts to follow the fly of flower petals as Hedge throws them.
"Oh, I give up," he whines, "I never stand a chance in fights anyway--verbal or otherwise. Just don't get too rowdy, okay? I'm gonna sweep up these flowers--ah-ah-aaaahh...choo!"
Sniffling and snorting miserably, he heads to the janitor's closet to fish out a broom and dustpan. Yes, he can be a party-pooper at times.
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Post by SunFlash on Jun 2, 2003 14:23:36 GMT -5
SunFlash sighed, and sat down, looking at her tail. She finds knots in it "Stupid knots, why are they always in my tail?" she starts to lick and bite at the knots
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Post by Killer on Jun 4, 2003 21:57:41 GMT -5
Killer dumps the dustpan out the nearest window and returns it to the closet, then heads back to the bar to finish his duties, but he pauses, noticing SunFlash working on her tail. He snags a comb from a drawer behind the bar (who knows why it's there) and pads over to offer it to the border collie.
"Uh...this might help a little," he smiles a bit, then, after handing the comb to her, he returns to his post, "Hey, Hedge. Itchy, I'm...sorry about my crankiness. Been a long night, y'know."
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Post by Itchy on Jun 5, 2003 0:32:52 GMT -5
Itchy looks at Killer in a nerovis way.... whoops hehe, i guess i should look where i'm tossing the pansies huh? umm sorry bout that... oh look! here's another flower on the ground! ohh! it smelles great! hey! smell this one Killer! Itchy without thinking shoves the flower in killers face, not meanly but in an excited way!
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Post by Killer on Jun 5, 2003 0:52:17 GMT -5
Killer makes one of those noises only he can make and backs away quickly, jerking his head up and reeling back as sneezing becomes inevitable.
"Ah-aha-ahahaha-ahhhh-CHOO!" he explodes, sneezing hard enough to blow the petals off the flower and Itchy's cap off his head, "I'm--ah--gonna-ah-ahh...I'm gonna--aha! I'm gonna...AH-CHOO!!!"
Killer throws a sneezing fit for the next ten minutes until he collapses on the floor, out of breath, panting, and sniffling. On top of that, his eyes have begun to water and itch.
"I hate my life," he mutters from his position on the floor behind the bar.
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Post by Itchy on Jun 5, 2003 1:03:53 GMT -5
OH! DEAR! i'm terribly sorry Killer!
*turns to Hedge* you, you know what's funny Hedge? I'm alergic just like him to every other flower expect these ones!!! Hehehe, oh, are, are you alright Killer? Killer?
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Post by Killer on Jun 5, 2003 1:14:43 GMT -5
Killer doesn't move. He's still trying to catch his breath and figure out if his brains got sneezed out or not. Eventually, he grabs the counter and pulls himself upright until he can be seen standing upright once again, though he's half-draped over the bar in exhaustion.
"I need a vacation," he groans, straightening his glasses, "A nice long vacation...to a padded cell."
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Post by Hedge on Jun 5, 2003 6:46:13 GMT -5
"I THINK YOU ARE BOTH NUTS!!!!"
Turns and goes into the supply closet and brings out a spray bottle. Approaches the border collie and sets it on the floor in front of her...
"I absolutely love your tail... look at mine... no feathers or body at all... just a short-coated bullwhip... I love using this stuff tho' cuz it smells so good..." Turns the label around so the other dog can see it... DOGGIE DETANGLER *Pina Colada scent* "Try it! You'll like it." Picks up the bottle and spritzs the air, then sniffs. "Smells nice, huh?"
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Post by SunFlash on Jun 5, 2003 14:34:31 GMT -5
SunFlash took the comb and the detangler. She sprayed her tail a couple of times, and brushed it out "Thanks guys" She turns to Hedge "Well, all border collies are like me" she glances at her yellow head stripe "Well, nearly like me. But look on the bright side, you are taller than me"
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Post by Killer on Jun 5, 2003 21:48:54 GMT -5
Hearing Hedge's comment, Killer doesn't argue. He's wondered about his own sanity many times, not to mention Itchy's.
"I think I need a vet," he mutters, wiping his nose on a dish rag, "Stupid allergies..."
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Post by SunFlash on Jun 6, 2003 14:33:53 GMT -5
SunFlash shook her head "Nah, you need no vet, you might need a bit of fresh air"
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Post by Hedge on Jun 6, 2003 21:10:59 GMT -5
Laughs at SunFlash's comment about her height... "Yeah, I'm taller than just about everybody around here..."
Turns to Killer... "I agree with SunFlash... you do not need a vet... you need fresh air... not that you're likely to find any around here..."
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Post by SunFlash on Jun 6, 2003 21:12:57 GMT -5
Sry Hedge g2g
BIC- SunFlash scratched under her orange bandana "Anyways, wheather there are vets, there are humans. And most humans=trouble"
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Post by Killer on Jun 6, 2003 21:32:52 GMT -5
Killer laughs out loud--nasally--as SunFlash suggests fresh air and Hedge speaks the fact that it's hard to find around here.
"You'd think I'd be immune to allergens livin' with the boss and his cigar smoke in my face all these years," he chuckles, "You're right though, Flash. Maybe I'll take a walk outside on my next break."
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Post by SunFlash on Jun 7, 2003 5:56:55 GMT -5
SunFlash looked up at Hedge "Hey wait a minute, there might be a way to be the same height" SunFlash got on her hind legs, now at eye-level with Hedge
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