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Post by Itchy on Nov 13, 2003 13:12:13 GMT -5
"YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAA!  Oh Killer maybe this wasn't a good idea! Hang on!!!!!!!!!  " |
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Post by Fat Old Warty Guy on Nov 13, 2003 21:52:14 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]WHAT in the world!?!?!  Oh no!!!!!!!! My truck! Ack! The cops are ganing on me!!!! [/glow] *He looks in his mirror to see the two dogs hanging on to his truck dressed as clowns*i]
[glow=red,2,300]WHAT?!?! Those dogs never quit! They really are great curicus dogs!!!!![/glow]
Seymore Fatwart isn't looking at the road as his truck turns left and right and heads right into a pond of water! The back door bursts opened with Ellie giving a large trumpety blow from her nose and she jumps into the water! Itchy and Killer land in the water which thankfully due to the water THE GLUE WEARS OFF! It was cheep wart removal I guess, well I mean as long as you don't add water. Seymour face becomes a big crater of warts and pimples as Itchy and Killer are no longer stuck together and Killers wig comes off! Ellie picks up both Killer and Itchy in her trunk and places them on dry land...
[glow=red,2,300]ACK!!!!!!!!!!! My face! my beauteful face! look what you animals have done! Waaaaaaaaahaaa wahhaaaaaaaa![/glow] Just then his electric tazer in his pocket malfuntions due to the water! ZAP!!!!! 
Wartman breaks down crying! Then the police arive at the sceen.
Fatwart: [glow=red,2,300]Officers! please! arest me! I can't be seen in public like this!!! [/glow]
Seymore is loaded into the back of the poilce car with Bozo the clown already in the car...Bozo gets a real chuckle at his bosses face! The police are flabbergaseded!
Bozo: "It looks like YOUR the clown now! Huh Boss!! Hahaha!"
Seymore Fatwart:[glow=red,2,300]"Ehh shut up! I'm ruined! waahahaha!"  "[/glow]
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Post by Killer on Nov 14, 2003 0:23:06 GMT -5
OOC- I take it this is the official conclusion to this thread?  |
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Post by Itchy on Nov 14, 2003 0:33:14 GMT -5
OOC: Well Killer we have to have closing comments! LOL! It was running a bit long, this was pretty much how I wanted it to end anyways. BIC: Itchy jumps with joy and wiggles his free tail!"Oh! Look! Look! Killer! We're free! Hahaha! Nore more glue! No more stillts! No more Fatwart! Yeah!!!" Itchy calms down a bit"Oh Hey, hey, now Killer, I just wanted to say that I'm glad you were stuck with me this whole time. I know I wouldn't have made it out by myself, I'm sorry I said otherwise earlier... |
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Post by Killer on Nov 14, 2003 0:48:59 GMT -5
OOC- LOL!  Don'tcha just love how our bosses showed up just in the nick of time to save our sidekick butts?  Who needs 'em though...right? BIC- Killer shakes himself thoroughly, thus shaking out his liberated tail, and heaves a sigh of relief as he watches Seymour Fatwart being hauled off in the paddy wagon."Yeah, no more circus, no more crooks, no more Fatwart's dirty looks, huh?" he chuckles and slaps Itchy on the back lightly, "Well, I'm sorry for the rotten stuff I said too, but don't spread it around. I have my reputation to protect and if word gets back to Carface that I was nice to you, he'll tan my hide and use it as a doormat." |
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Post by Itchy on Nov 14, 2003 8:22:07 GMT -5
"No problem Killer, you secrets safe with me! Oh HEY! and look! our fur didn't rip off like we thought! Yeaaaah!" ;D "Ehh that Fatwart guy...Ya know, now that I think of it, I mean, sheesh! He really was a gross, mean, man...Hey lets get back to the others and let them know were ok, then after that I'M GOING TA BED FOR A WEEK! Heeheeha! Hey Killer, don't forget that hubcap I gave you...Oh and here..." Itchy rips the clown colored hubcap off the circus truck in the pound"You want this one too? hahaha!" OOC: Should we have waited for our bosses? LOL! Ehh, that's okay, we can do things on our own sometime, even if we do them in a weird way. |
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Post by Killer on Nov 15, 2003 0:59:46 GMT -5
OOC- ROTFL! Ha! We'd still be waitin' at this time next year if we paused for our bosses. They dun really care. I mean, we're just disposable sidekicks, y'know? *rolls his eyes*
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Post by Itchy on Nov 18, 2003 13:45:22 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Ending[/glow] And with that, Seymour Fatwart and his clown sidekick Bozo were both put in jail for their crazy, dangerous, over priced, animal abusing, freak show. All the animals were retuned to there place in the zoo from which it was found out Fatwart stole them besides Eille in which she was returned to her natural home in Africa. ;D BIC: "Bye Bye Ellie! Thanks for all your help! Don't forget to write! Oh boy! It feels sooooo good to be on the ground again! Short legs! Short Legs!! I love my short legs!" The whole doggie gain was rewarded with all the left over pop corn from the circus(there you go Ashley)...The pop corn vender seemed to be the only professional on the job so don't worry about the pop corn being contaminated.
Itchy went home that night to tell his boss Charlie about his day (but left out a few bits) and how Charlie was right about the stilts all along.
OOC: The end.......Finally it's over! Now I have to work on Dom's doughnut disaster! |
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