Updated Harli Barkers Profile

[Harli]

Because it needed to be posted. "Allergic to tuna?" What was I thinking? Or smoking? Don't answer that. Does the name "Harletta" sound like a character from Days of Our Lives to anyone else? No, don't answer that either.

Name: Harletta Cara Barkers
Nickname(s): Harli
Species: Canine
Breed: Australian Cattle Dog (Blue Heeler)
Age: Young Adult (Young enough to be left on her own, insane enough to make you not want to leave her alone for an extended amount of time)
Physical Discription: Dark gray back, light gray stomach, both ears are black, patch on left eye extends to left ear, light reddish-brown legs and muzzle.
Personality: Headstrong, stubborn, noisy, prone to inane chatter, superstitious at times, a practical joker, likes to blow stuff up, reckless, a little accident-prone, has a strong sense of "Southern Honor," immensely loyal to friends and family (or anyone else who has gained her respect), a good welder, and has a weakness for enchiladas, cheddar, and cheese pizza.
Biography: Born and raised on a farm in north-central Arkansas, left home in her mid-teens (or the canine equivilant) and eventually settled in New Orleans, Louisiana. Has poor vision and hearing on the left side from being kicked by a horse at an early age.
Voice Actor: Zooey Deschanel

[Charmyte]

Accident-Prone indeed.
Maybe that habit of blowing stuff up finally caught up with her?

[Harli]

Most definitely. Harli would've made a fantastic demolitions person in another life. Or a world-class burgler.
Might as well give ol' Coop a re-vamp, too. He needs it as much as Harli.

Name: General Cooper Kip McCallister of the 42nd Regiment
Nickname(s): Crazy Cooper, Crazy Kip, Coop, ol' Coop, the General
Species: Canine
Breed: Australian Cattle Dog (Red Heeler)
Age: Middle-aged/Retired
Physical Discription: Light rusty-red fur with darker ears and legs and darker patches around the eyes, wears an old Confederate general's jacket, hat and sword that he swiped from a museum, occasionally wears an old World War I helmet (also from the museum) and a Confederate flag tied to his tail
Personality: Certifiably insane, stubborn, head-strong, authoritative, will follow the Southern Code of Honor to the death, would willingly give up his life to save a friend or family member, and good with small kids of both the human and canine variety.
Biography: Cooper is Harli's uncle on her mother's side. He spends most of his time roaming around the country with his war buddies to watch Civil War re-enactments under the belief that the Civil War is still underway and chasing cats through the streets of New Orleans. He is an avid supporter of the Confederacy and is, in general, that one relative everybody has that no one wants to admit being related to.
Voice Actor: Either Robert Duvall or Jeff Foxworthy