Post by Dale on Aug 19, 2010 9:10:26 GMT -5
(All the kewl kids were updating theirs... or is it just Wonder? I kid, Wonder, you're cool too xD)
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and I’m out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin with a loser and the cruise control
Baby’s in reno with the vitamin d
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat
Someone came sayin I’m insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Don’t believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin all your food stamps and burnin down the trailer park
Yo
Cut it!
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(double barrel buckshot)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
- "Loser" by Beck (I heard it on Glee though whilst my little sis was watching it. Seriously. Don't think I watch I- oh, what's the use?)
NAME: Dale
AGE: 3 (Which would be about... 21 in dog years? Coz I see Dale as around 22 if he was human...)
GENDER: Male
SPECIES: Canine
BREED: Golden Retriever/Irish Setter mix
APPEARANCE: Well... he has golden fur which has defintely lost its sheen over the years. In fact, it looks bronze because it's so filthy. He has bleched the tip of his tail red, the tips of his ears red and the tuft on his head red. He has green eyes like his sisters (or whatever colour they are, WonderDog has a habit of changing that... blech). He's not too skinny but he's a little under weight. But not that much. Although some times, his eyes are bloodshot, due to his heavy drinking habits.
ALLIANCE: I would say good... but Dale can be easily tricked... I suppose that means neutral?
PERSONALITY: A-hem... *Unrolls a large scroll* Agressive, drunk, overly hyperactive, loves the ladies, obnoxious, clueless, clumsy, loud, unconsiderate, dim, protective, sarcastic, can be egotistical, gulliable, caring, in denial a lot, rambles a lot, happens to go off subject a lot, he thinks drink is the answer, punk and he likes to think he's one of the best rockers in the world even though he cealry could be the worst. (Here's a fun game. SPOT THE POSITIVES.)
FAMILY: Parents are both dead, two sisters: Britney and Poppy (BOTH BELONG TO WONDERDOG)
History: Ah, God, here we go. I'll start with the typical starting.
Dale's parents died when he was little. His dad died by getting hit by a car and his mother was violently attacked by Belladonna's crew when she refused to give up her youngest puppy to her (which is Poppy). Dale aws left to take care of Britney and Poppy but because he was such a huge jerk when he was little, he ditched them to run off with a young female dog named Delaney after she told him she could make his life better.
Dale turned to drink after living with Delaney. Delaney was a drug dealers dog, made to keep out the intruders or kill the people her owner didn't particularly like, so Delaney was the one who turned him into a drunken idiot. He refused to communicate after he got hooked on the stuff, and Delaney soon got tired of his neglection to her. She tried telling him to dye his fur to look tougher, in some form to get his attention. And Dale did. And it changed him.
Dale became a hard core, "live hard, die young" mutt, who broke the rules. But after a while, Dale got tired of Delaney's moaning about him. So he left her there (BUT HERE'S AN INTERESTING PART) but she was going to have his litter of puppies. (*GAAAAASP* Dale has babies D: I'm such a jerk...) Dale never knew about this, so he didn't pay any more attention to Delaney after he left her.
He wandered the streets, picking a few fights here and there. it wasn't until he raided a restaurant, he banged into Britney. And the re-untion wasn't pretty. (YES, I DID DISCUSS THIS PART WITH WONDER). Britney attacked him savagely for ditching her with Poppy and told him he wasn't welcome back in her life. Dale pleaded with her until she gave in. After that, he noticed Poppy wasn't around. He met up with Poppy at a carnival, after he saw her sitting outside the fortune tellers tent. (Typical Poppy...).
Dale still happens to go around, constantly flirting around with other female dogs, taken or not. He drinks heavily and then claims he lives on Gilman Street. Or that he is there. He struggles to remain sober throughout the day for Britney so he could help with Poppy's mental issue. He still tries to plead Britney into leaving BlackDeath, because he is determined Scott will be the end of her. Because, for obvious reasons, he doesn't trust Scott. Still unknowing he has his own litter of puppies in the world, Dale remains the hardcore punk rocking mutt he will always be, so don't be surprised if another litter gets in the way.
Basically, he's a huge jerk.
LOVE LIFE: Haw haw, he couldn't hold down more than a one night stand. But he does fancy Arakiti, the canine medusa (WHO ALSO BELONGS TO WONDER. God, her rpc's are popular...)
VOICE ACTOR: I still see Billie Joe Armstrong playing him. or, for some reason, I picture him with a Brooklyn accent... BROOKLYN RAGE! (A.K.A, Joey Wheelers voice from Yu-Gi-Oh. Oh lord, Wonder is gonna kill me.)
Ah. Dale. You are such a huge jerk.
Seriously, he deserves to rot, but people love him anyway
Watch for typos ¬___¬
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and I’m out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin with a loser and the cruise control
Baby’s in reno with the vitamin d
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat
Someone came sayin I’m insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Don’t believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin all your food stamps and burnin down the trailer park
Yo
Cut it!
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(double barrel buckshot)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
- "Loser" by Beck (I heard it on Glee though whilst my little sis was watching it. Seriously. Don't think I watch I- oh, what's the use?)
NAME: Dale
AGE: 3 (Which would be about... 21 in dog years? Coz I see Dale as around 22 if he was human...)
GENDER: Male
SPECIES: Canine
BREED: Golden Retriever/Irish Setter mix
APPEARANCE: Well... he has golden fur which has defintely lost its sheen over the years. In fact, it looks bronze because it's so filthy. He has bleched the tip of his tail red, the tips of his ears red and the tuft on his head red. He has green eyes like his sisters (or whatever colour they are, WonderDog has a habit of changing that... blech). He's not too skinny but he's a little under weight. But not that much. Although some times, his eyes are bloodshot, due to his heavy drinking habits.
ALLIANCE: I would say good... but Dale can be easily tricked... I suppose that means neutral?
PERSONALITY: A-hem... *Unrolls a large scroll* Agressive, drunk, overly hyperactive, loves the ladies, obnoxious, clueless, clumsy, loud, unconsiderate, dim, protective, sarcastic, can be egotistical, gulliable, caring, in denial a lot, rambles a lot, happens to go off subject a lot, he thinks drink is the answer, punk and he likes to think he's one of the best rockers in the world even though he cealry could be the worst. (Here's a fun game. SPOT THE POSITIVES.)
FAMILY: Parents are both dead, two sisters: Britney and Poppy (BOTH BELONG TO WONDERDOG)
History: Ah, God, here we go. I'll start with the typical starting.
Dale's parents died when he was little. His dad died by getting hit by a car and his mother was violently attacked by Belladonna's crew when she refused to give up her youngest puppy to her (which is Poppy). Dale aws left to take care of Britney and Poppy but because he was such a huge jerk when he was little, he ditched them to run off with a young female dog named Delaney after she told him she could make his life better.
Dale turned to drink after living with Delaney. Delaney was a drug dealers dog, made to keep out the intruders or kill the people her owner didn't particularly like, so Delaney was the one who turned him into a drunken idiot. He refused to communicate after he got hooked on the stuff, and Delaney soon got tired of his neglection to her. She tried telling him to dye his fur to look tougher, in some form to get his attention. And Dale did. And it changed him.
Dale became a hard core, "live hard, die young" mutt, who broke the rules. But after a while, Dale got tired of Delaney's moaning about him. So he left her there (BUT HERE'S AN INTERESTING PART) but she was going to have his litter of puppies. (*GAAAAASP* Dale has babies D: I'm such a jerk...) Dale never knew about this, so he didn't pay any more attention to Delaney after he left her.
He wandered the streets, picking a few fights here and there. it wasn't until he raided a restaurant, he banged into Britney. And the re-untion wasn't pretty. (YES, I DID DISCUSS THIS PART WITH WONDER). Britney attacked him savagely for ditching her with Poppy and told him he wasn't welcome back in her life. Dale pleaded with her until she gave in. After that, he noticed Poppy wasn't around. He met up with Poppy at a carnival, after he saw her sitting outside the fortune tellers tent. (Typical Poppy...).
Dale still happens to go around, constantly flirting around with other female dogs, taken or not. He drinks heavily and then claims he lives on Gilman Street. Or that he is there. He struggles to remain sober throughout the day for Britney so he could help with Poppy's mental issue. He still tries to plead Britney into leaving BlackDeath, because he is determined Scott will be the end of her. Because, for obvious reasons, he doesn't trust Scott. Still unknowing he has his own litter of puppies in the world, Dale remains the hardcore punk rocking mutt he will always be, so don't be surprised if another litter gets in the way.
Basically, he's a huge jerk.
LOVE LIFE: Haw haw, he couldn't hold down more than a one night stand. But he does fancy Arakiti, the canine medusa (WHO ALSO BELONGS TO WONDER. God, her rpc's are popular...)
VOICE ACTOR: I still see Billie Joe Armstrong playing him. or, for some reason, I picture him with a Brooklyn accent... BROOKLYN RAGE! (A.K.A, Joey Wheelers voice from Yu-Gi-Oh. Oh lord, Wonder is gonna kill me.)
Ah. Dale. You are such a huge jerk.
Seriously, he deserves to rot, but people love him anyway
Watch for typos ¬___¬
