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Post by Hedge on Jul 10, 2003 16:46:36 GMT -5
Meanwhile, back at the casino...
Hedge continues to laugh hysterically as she watches SunFlash and Killer do a doggie rendition of Rudolph and Santa...
"You know you guys" Hedge speaks between spasms of laughter... "This meat is already thawed out... it will have to be used up in the next 12-24 hours or it'll be no good at all... I think it would be cool to take it into the streets... you know, give it to all the homeless dogs and cats and critters we can find... before it goes bad... whatta ya say? Christmas in July? How 'bout it?"
Hedge can't help but wag her tail excitedly at the prospect of all the critters that just might have a good meal for once... especially on these hot humid southern nights...
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Post by Kila on Jul 10, 2003 20:51:55 GMT -5
~~The smell of fresh meat has lured Kila into the casino and she casually pads past the many gambling mutts at the card tables, nodding in response to the few with manners who greet her. She wags her long, feathered tail a bit when she spots her friends over by the bar.~~
"Hi everybody. My! That meat smells good. What're you doing? Killer...Sunflash, you two almost look like...Santa and his reindeer!"
~~She giggles at the two goofing around, then tilts her head a bit, looking at Hedge with an amused expression.~~
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Post by Killer on Jul 10, 2003 22:30:20 GMT -5
Killer literally chokes on his own spit at Hedge's suggestion. Getting serious again, he stubbornly shakes his head.
"Uh-uh. I know the boss won't like that," he groans, "Giving food away--free of charge? To dogs and cats? He'll kill us!"
He chokes on his own spit again when Kila shows up and practically stops his heart with her mere presence. His realist ways sort of melt away as that lovestruck look hits him.
"Kila! Oh, uh...are ya hungry?" he asks, "Take what'cha want."
Turning back to Hedge after contradicting himself, he contradicts himself again by acting stern with her and opposing her idea as before.
"As for giving meat away--no," he totally seems to have forgotten his offer to Kila, "It's a very bad idea considering the tyrant--err--the, uh...nice guy we work for."
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Post by SunFlash on Jul 11, 2003 7:10:58 GMT -5
SunFlash returned "You mean....he will kill YOU guys. He doesn't know me. Anyways, if he does notice me, I WILL HEAD FOR THE HILLS"
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Post by Carface on Jul 11, 2003 20:58:34 GMT -5
KILLERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! You idiots clean up the mess don't give it to other dogs and cats they have to pay for it!!!  When Rage is built you are gonna wish you were never born!!! |
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Post by SunFlash on Jul 12, 2003 8:40:15 GMT -5
SunFlash flinched, her head started to rattle, and her ears pounded. She fell onto her back "Oh my ears. Oh my brittle ears"
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Post by Hedge on Jul 12, 2003 11:54:12 GMT -5
Hedge's eyes open wide in surprise and then she cringes and puts her paws over her ears as she recognizes the boss's beller... She looks at Killer... "Uh, oh... where'd he come from?"
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Post by Killer on Jul 12, 2003 21:13:32 GMT -5
Killer startles as well, though his is more exaggerated, high-strung mutt that he is. He leaps straight into the air only to come down and land in Hedge's arms, clinging to her neck in a classic cartoon pose, eyes wide and fur standing on end.
"I've wondered the same thing since I met him," he replies to Hedge's question sort of absently as his fearful attention is focused on the loud-mouth, "I told ya he was gonna tan our hides! B-Boss, we...we weren't gonna give it away. No! We were, uh...we were just kiddin'. Heh, uh...pretty good joke, huh?"
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Post by SunFlash on Jul 13, 2003 8:05:52 GMT -5
SunFlash got up, rubbing the back of her head "A mode of warning, don't fall on the floor backwards. It's hard" SunFlash shook some sense back into herself, and looked up at Hedge "You see, this is why I want to remain unemployed"
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Post by Hedge on Jul 19, 2003 10:08:38 GMT -5
"Are you kidding, SunFlash? Carface wouldn't mess with you... he might do the threats, but he wouldn't follow through... he only messes with the easily intimidated ones, like Killer..."
Pauses... "As for being unemployed, you probably make more than I do anyway!!!! Carface does NOT pay well at all..."
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Post by SunFlash on Jul 19, 2003 15:08:29 GMT -5
SunFlash nodded "I like to be unemployed. No rules, no 'YOU'RE FIREDs', and, your yearly hollidays last FOREVER!"
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