Post by Sean on Apr 8, 2011 22:43:30 GMT -5
Well,on the south side of Chicago,
Is the baddest part of town,
And if ya go down there,
Ya better just beware,
Of a dog named Leroy Brown.
Now Leroy,
More'n trouble,
Ya see,he stan' 'bout 6'4"
All those downtown ladies,
call him treetop lover,
all the men just call him sir.
And he's bad,bad Leroy Brown,
Baddest dog in the whole dang town,
Badder than ol' King Kong,
Meaner then a junk yard dog.
Now Leroy,he a gambler,
And he likes his fancy clothes,
And he likes to wave his diamond rings under everybody's nose.
Hes got a custom Continental,
He got an Eldorado,too.
He got a 32 gun in his pocket for fun,
He's got a razor in his shoe.
And he's bad,bad Leroy Brown,
Baddest dog in the whole dang town,
Badder than ol' King Kong,
Meaner than a junk yard dog.
Well,Friday,'bout a week ago,
Leroy shootin' dice.
An' at the edge of the bar,
Sat a girl named Doris,
An' ooh that girl looked nice,
Well,he cast his eyes upon her,
An' the trouble,soon began,
Leroy Brown learned a lesson
'bout messin' with the wife of a jealous man.
And he's bad,bad Leroy Brown,
Baddest dog in the whole dang town,
Badder than ol' King Kong,
Meaner than a junk yard dog.
Well,the two dogs took to fightin',
And when they pulled them off the floor,
Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle
With a couple of pieces gone.
And he's bad,bad Leroy Brown,
Baddest dog in the whole dang town.
Badder than ol' King Kong,
And meaner than a junkyard dog.
Name:Leroy Brown
Gender:Male
History:Leroy was born on the streets,learning everything from the best con men he could find.He got by on his good looks and bright personality.He then learned he could use his intelligence to help him in this.Afterwards,it was all smooth sailing.(i'll edit this later.)
Is the baddest part of town,
And if ya go down there,
Ya better just beware,
Of a dog named Leroy Brown.
Now Leroy,
More'n trouble,
Ya see,he stan' 'bout 6'4"
All those downtown ladies,
call him treetop lover,
all the men just call him sir.
And he's bad,bad Leroy Brown,
Baddest dog in the whole dang town,
Badder than ol' King Kong,
Meaner then a junk yard dog.
Now Leroy,he a gambler,
And he likes his fancy clothes,
And he likes to wave his diamond rings under everybody's nose.
Hes got a custom Continental,
He got an Eldorado,too.
He got a 32 gun in his pocket for fun,
He's got a razor in his shoe.
And he's bad,bad Leroy Brown,
Baddest dog in the whole dang town,
Badder than ol' King Kong,
Meaner than a junk yard dog.
Well,Friday,'bout a week ago,
Leroy shootin' dice.
An' at the edge of the bar,
Sat a girl named Doris,
An' ooh that girl looked nice,
Well,he cast his eyes upon her,
An' the trouble,soon began,
Leroy Brown learned a lesson
'bout messin' with the wife of a jealous man.
And he's bad,bad Leroy Brown,
Baddest dog in the whole dang town,
Badder than ol' King Kong,
Meaner than a junk yard dog.
Well,the two dogs took to fightin',
And when they pulled them off the floor,
Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle
With a couple of pieces gone.
And he's bad,bad Leroy Brown,
Baddest dog in the whole dang town.
Badder than ol' King Kong,
And meaner than a junkyard dog.
Name:Leroy Brown
Gender:Male
History:Leroy was born on the streets,learning everything from the best con men he could find.He got by on his good looks and bright personality.He then learned he could use his intelligence to help him in this.Afterwards,it was all smooth sailing.(i'll edit this later.)