Kaiser: The Nightmare Begins

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This will be the first "episode" in a series of fanfic "episodes" surrounding a few new characters I added, for now the only new character will be for this episode: Kaiser

Slight Warning this thing, all my things actually, might be more PG-13 for slight language and violence, who knows...
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Part I (accidently put "Part II")

Kaiser walked into the Fleabite Cafe, the whole place seemed new to him, he didn't understand American culture. He walked to a table to sit at, but yet he suddenly saw a german shephard, Charlie, and suddenly, his blood began to boil, he hated this dog so much, he wanted so badly to kill this mutt, but yet he tryed to keep his cool untill he could think of a plan.

"Chazie?", he asked in his annoying german accent

"Huh?", Charlie said, turning around

Kaiser tried to make the best fake smile he could, and walked over to where Charlie was sitting.

"I'm zour brother, Kaiser, Chazie, remembza me?", Kaiser said

"Uh...yeah I think", Charlie said

Kaiser wasn't suprised his younger brother didn't remember him, considering they havent seen eachother in around 60 years, plus the last time Kaiser saw him is when he was very young, but Kaiser remembered how much "the mutt" had ruined his life, he wanted revenge for so many things, but right now Kaiser simply wanted to gain his trust, and then strike him when he least expected it.

"Well zen, I, Chazie, am zour brother, I have not seen zou in long whail", Kaiser said

"Uh...now I sorta remember you", Charlie said

"Yes I have um...been searchzing fo zou for many, many years, I believed zou ver dead", Kaiser said

Kaiser had thought up a plan quickly whail talking, he wanted to go home and plan but wanted to continue talking, he noticed a girl, Sasha, who looked like someone very dear to him.

"Who is ze girl?", Kaiser asked

"Me?", Sasha asked

"Yes, who are zou?", Kaiser asked

"My names Sasha, I own this place here", Sasha said

"Well it is nice meeting you, Sousha, you look like my dead vife, Diana, she dies years ago", Kaiser said, mispronouncing "Sasha" just as he mispronounces everyone's name.

"Um...its pronounced 'Sasha' not 'Sousha', by the way, but anyways nice meeting you", Sasha said

"I must go, I might see zou all zater", Kaiser said

Kaiser walked out of the cafe, he hoped to take his plan into action soon, also, he hoped to learn how to pronounce "cafe", which he always pronounced as "Coffee".

(I will concoct part II which will be in a reply to this post here, not in a seperate thread, tell me what you think so far)

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Part II

Kaiser was pacing around the cell blocks of Alkatraz Jail, he was trying to further deliver his plan for an end to Charlie, he got an idea suddenly, and he turned around and saw Bellodonna suddenly appear out of a cloud of smoke.

"Hello Kaiser, have you thought of a plan yet?", She asked

"I believe I may have", Kaiser said

"Good, you better, our deal is that in return for your so long life I have given you, you must kill that idiot dog, Charlie", Bellodonna said

"Yes, I shall kill zat idiot, he seemz very attached to zat girl, Sousha, if I kidnap her and throw her in cell on ze Alkatraz, Chazie shall come, where I will make ze deal with him, either him, or ze girl, shall survive", Kaiser said

"Well either one dead might be fine, if the girl is gone Charlie might not be able to uh...fight back", Bellodonna said

"I shall take ze plan into action eizer tommarow or tonight", Kaiser said

"And once the mutt is dead, you might be able to live to be 150, but for now, you have around 5 years untill our little deal expires, then, you will die of old age, your around what? 70? thats way more than a dog's life span, so you better kill him soon old man!", Bellodonna said

"Um...I have grudge against him too", Kaiser said

"Oh, that reminds me, kill all three of those fools, and you shall get your Diana back, deal?", Bellodonna said

"But I really only need Chazie dead, I would not vont to kill ze girl, and who is third idiot?" Kaiser asked

"The third one, his friends call him Itchy, I don't know his real name, all I know is that Charlie and Itchy are Annabelle's little cronies", Bellodonna said

"Um...vat does dis 'eitsy' zook zike?", Kaiser asked

"Hes a little daushund with a green shirt and red baseball hat, can't miss him", Bellodonna said

"Sure, I shall make sure ze idiots Chazie und It...It...uh...ze short von", Kaiser, said

(I gotta go, Part III coming up soon, feel free to comment)

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Part III

Charlie, Sasha, and everyone else have known Kaiser for a few weeks now...and almost all of them hated him, especially Sasha, who hated how he quote "Smells like cheap vodka", basically, he never caused alot of trouble, just was really rude and offensive with his "war stories" about world war II and how he mispronounced everyone's name or just plain called them something like "idiot", "ugly" "fattie" or just "you there"

Charlie walked into the fleabite cafe, and noticed Sasha wasn't there

"Wheres sash?", Charlie asked to himself

Charlie walked over to the counter, and noticed a note on the table, Charlie picked it up and read it

"Hezo idiot, zour zittle girly friend haz been kidnapped, come to ze Alkatraz izand tonight at ze 8 PM tonight, or...I shall kill ze redhead frenchy girl, but you may have to make a very vital choice"

Charlie ran back to his house to tell Itchy, and they made there way to Alkatraz Island

At Alkatraz Island, Sasha was locked in a cell, and Kaiser was standing infront of the cell

"You know sausha, your idiot boyfriend will die tonight...", Kaiser said, and was cut off by Sasha

"No", she said, cutting off Kaiser

"I vas going to say that maby zou vould zike to meet my grandson, Morgan, he is quite nice, should be here soon", Kaiser said

When Kaiser finished talking, a dog that looks simmilar to Charlie, just a little bit younger and skinnier, walked into the cell block

"Hi, you must be the girl my grandpa told me about...", Morgan said

"No, shut up, go away, your 'grandpa' isn't gonna kill charlie", Sasha said, cutting off Morgan

"Listen, I gotta go, so if whatshisface kicks it, call me", Morgan said, and walked away

"eh...hes quite shy, sorta, or just de nervous, I vill come out with zis: I will eizer kill zou or chazie, depends, just one of zou", Kaiser said

"I know you told me that like 10 times tonight", Sasha said

Kaiser heared someone walk in, and turned around to see Charlie and Itchy standing there

"Hazo idiot, zou brought ze midget vith you", Kaiser said, and pulled out a gun and pointed it at him, "Prepare for death!"

Charlie took a step back, flinching when Kaiser pulled the gun

"You afraid? here is deal, you die, Sausha lives, you zive, sausha dies, make zer choice, mutt!", Kaiser said

"I had a feeling you were behind this", Charlie said

"You are smarter than I thought", Kaiser said, strangely speaking perfect english

"Why are you doing this?", Charlie asked

"Because I have grudge, half brozer, you stole attention from mozer und fazer, and many more things, you shall pay, now, come to the roof vith me, you vouldn't vant zour girlfriend seeing you die...", Kaiser said

"Why should I?", Charlie asked

"As I said, either ze girl or you", Kaiser said

Both Kaiser and Charlie went away to fight on the roof, Charlie knew that either he agreed or Sasha would die, so he agreed to the fight, he had a feeling he could beat that old dog

Morgan came back into the cell block, with a keychain in his hand

"Hey Sash", Morgan said, annoyingly

"What do you want? I barely know you and I don't like you", Sasha said

"I can let you out...", Morgan said, sticking his head through the cell's bars, "...for a price"

"No", Sasha said

"What? Why?", Morgan asked

"I know what your gonna say, and you smell bad, your breath smells like...garbage", Sasha said

"Well anyways, I don't like charlie, but I wouldn't want you to be sad, so I have an idea on how to fix this problem", Morgan said

"What?", Sasha asked

"I have a friend who can help", Morgan said

"Who?", Sasha asked

"Uh...you'll see, um...I have a friend who my grandpa owes money and well...shes...a raging drunk and so like...whatever, her name is Scarlet", Morgan said

"I have a sister named Scarlet", Sasha said

"Cool, well anyways, I'll let ya outa the cell anyways, your too pretty to be locked in here", Morgan said

"If its based on that, leave me in here", Sasha said

Morgan unlocked the cell and opened it

"You might wanna run...by the way, call me", Morgan said

Sasha ran away, whail muttering the word "jerk" as she left, she didn't like any of these new guys, she hoped that Charlie would be OK, but right now she just wanted to get home, she had a feeling Charlie would be OK

(Part IV will be up maby tommarow, feel free to comment)

[wonderdog]

Hey nice story.

[newshadow777]

Vary good story.