Sylvester Snarl
Pack Member
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're fine now.
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Post by Sylvester Snarl on Nov 12, 2005 22:59:48 GMT -5
OOC- Welcome back, Shadow! =) BIC- Sylvester is about to say something when Shadow speaks and his short attention span is completely side-tracked--a sad fact that Hanz probably won't appreciate very well. "Spoogledorf! Spoogledorf!" he shrieks, climbing on Hanz shoulders and wrapping himself around the other dog's neck, "Don't let him get me! Don't let him get me! I wanna keep my brains, Hanz! I wanna keep my brains!"
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Post by Shadow on Nov 13, 2005 19:20:26 GMT -5
Suffering salmonella! Where's a spoogledorf? Shadow exclaimed.
Wait....what in sam hill is a spoogledorf? Shadow replied, still kind of out of it. They wouldn't happen to go about goose-stepping and burning books?? Cause if they do, I want to put my fist right in da fuhrer's face Shadow said, holding up his fist.
Just a cotton picking minute....I have never heard the socialist call themselves spoogledorfs before..... Shadow said, putting his paw back down.
Shadow put his paw over his eyes.
I think I hit my head one to many times.....am hearing things....Next thing I know I will be seeing things like a like a one eyed one horn flying purple people eater singing chantilly lace at the Big Bopper's wedding.....aye aye aye..... Shadow moaned.
Ok, one of you needs to tell me either what a spoogeldorf is or that I have flown over the cuckoo's nest....and please don't let it be the latter. Shadow finished, quiet distraught at this point.
OOC; Thanks ^^
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Post by Shadow on Nov 13, 2005 19:45:37 GMT -5
Monkeys in Alaska? Shadow asked. I know some of the mushers were hairy, but there is no reason to call names......
........o.O...Me?? Shadow finally caught on. I am a spoogledorf?? I suck people's brains out??......Last time I checked I was an Alaskan husky. Shadow DeCanidae Husky in fact. Or atleast I sure thought I was........What is going on here? Am I that miserable to be around........... Shadow tried not to cry.
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Sylvester Snarl
Pack Member
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're fine now.
Posts: 140
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Post by Sylvester Snarl on Nov 13, 2005 19:59:35 GMT -5
"What's a musher?" Sylvester demands, regarding Shadow with an unblinking, wide-eyed stare, "Is it the master machine that's going to mush our brains into a drinkable liquid? That's it! See, Hanz? He knows about the musher machine! He's going to crack our skulls like walnuts and extract our brains, then shrink wrap them on dry ice and Fed-Ex them to Alaska!"
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Post by Shadow on Nov 13, 2005 20:24:35 GMT -5
A musher is a man who drives sled dogs. Shadow replied.
Am I really that scary looking? I mean I know I look a little beat up from falling out of the sky and stuff, but still.....Mush your brains?? Why in tarnation would someone want to consume brains?? I was fed some nasty stuff in Auscwitz.......but I refuse to cannabilize. I don't eat fellow canines......no exceptions. Shadow continued.
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Sylvester Snarl
Pack Member
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're fine now.
Posts: 140
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Post by Sylvester Snarl on Nov 13, 2005 20:34:02 GMT -5
OOC- Hey, I just viewed your swf file of Shadow talking. That is awesome! Did you use Flash to do that? BIC- "Deprived monkeys will eat canine brains," Sylvester shudders, "They like canine brains. They say canine brains taste like chicken. Do monkeys eat chicken? What's a canine?" As his short attention span shifts to these sudden questions, Sylvester seems to calm down a little--almost as though he's changed gears. There's no telling what might send him into a panic once again though.
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Post by Shadow on Nov 13, 2005 20:46:08 GMT -5
Well, you're a canine. I'm a canine. Hanz is a canine....Speaking of which, I don't believe I have met you. I know Hanz over there, but have never before met you. I am Shadow DeCanidae Husky, but just call me Shadow. Who are you? Shadow said, holding out his paw to shake.
OOC; Thanx^^ Yep, used Macromedia Studio 8 Education version (which includes flash 8). I bought Studio MX 2004 Ed ver within 30 days before the next version was released, and got a free upgrade. It was still a pretty penny for the educational version (in fact, 20,000 pennies plus tax). Unfortunately Studio and all my other software is on my desktop, and until the replacement motherboard/CPU/Vcard comes in (should be either mon or tues, got free Fedex 2nd day) I really can't use it. Can only have it on one comp at a time, as per the license agreement. Also, this laptop is a little to slow to run anything like that effeciently. I have a hard time having more than 2 tabs open in firefox on this thing, and it is a Pentium 4 (although a slower one) o.O
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Sylvester Snarl
Pack Member
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're fine now.
Posts: 140
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Post by Sylvester Snarl on Nov 13, 2005 20:59:31 GMT -5
OOC- I have some version of Flash...not sure what though, lol. I've played with it a little bit, but I have yet to figure out how to do a full animation like yours. I'll be back on in a couple minutes. I have to switch computers. =) BIC- "You're a shadow?" Sylvester tilts his head with a look of amazement, "I always thought shadows were living things. Are you a good, friendly shadow or are you the kind that is mean and scary and won't let me sleep at night?" Sylvester cautiously releases Hanz and circles Shadow, keeping his distance just in case. He then comes back around and sits in front of the husky and studies him, looking him over up and down as though sizing him up--or perhaps looking for further evidence that this dog might be a spoogledorf in disguise. After a moments hesitation, he extends a shaky, twitching paw. "I'm Sylvester--public enemy of the spoogledorfs," he replies, puffing his scrawny chest out, then whispering, "I know all their secrets."
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Post by Shadow on Nov 13, 2005 21:10:42 GMT -5
Shadow shakes his paw.
I would be a good Shadow. Good to meet you Sylvester. What bringes you to this alley? Shadow replied.
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Sylvester Snarl
Pack Member
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're fine now.
Posts: 140
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Post by Sylvester Snarl on Nov 13, 2005 21:32:56 GMT -5
"I forgot," Sylvester muses, "I think I lost my head...again. I'm glad you're a good shadow. The ones that are out during the day don't bother me. They actually keep me company, but the ones at night...they...they scare me."
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Post by Shadow on Nov 13, 2005 21:44:18 GMT -5
Yeah...I lose my head all the time. Shadow agreed.
There was a time I got scared all the time. Me and Star. When we first met in Nome. That was an adventure. Shadow reminisced. I still get scared, even after me and my master......... Shadow stopped, trying to hold back a tear but not doing very well at it.
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Sylvester Snarl
Pack Member
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're fine now.
Posts: 140
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Post by Sylvester Snarl on Nov 13, 2005 22:02:15 GMT -5
"You had a master?" Sylvester asks, becoming more fascinated by this "shadow" as he speaks, "I had one too. Why do you look sad? Did your master hurt you? 'Cause mine hurt me and it made me sad too. Is that why you're sad, Shadow?" His rapid-firing of questions is a bit overwhelming as he is also talking a mile a minute, almost like a tape player set on hi-speed play.
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Post by Shadow on Nov 13, 2005 22:10:35 GMT -5
No, my master never hurt me. He was always very kind to me. Let me ride in his aeroplane. your master hurt you?? That is horrible. You know there are laws to protect animals like us from that nowadays?? Atleast I sure though there were. Shadow said, staring at the ground.
No, I am sad because my master is gone. He had a a gut-wrenchting encounter with fliegerabwehrkanone, also know as flak or an 88. Literally blow out of the sky. We....I mean he died even before the plane hit the ground. Shadow explained, quivering lip, breaking voice, and still trying to not cry.
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Sylvester Snarl
Pack Member
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're fine now.
Posts: 140
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Post by Sylvester Snarl on Nov 13, 2005 22:32:30 GMT -5
Sylvester still does not have a strong understanding of the concept of death, so it's not easy for him to understand Shadow's words, yet he is somehow captivated by the story. "So...your master went away?" he concludes, trying to understand, "My mom went away. That's what Hanz was telling me. I still don't really understand where she went, but I hope to find her one day. Maybe you'll find your master too."
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