Sylvester Snarl
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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're fine now.
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Post by Sylvester Snarl on Nov 14, 2005 21:33:21 GMT -5
"Hey, I have a scar kind of like that," Sylvester replies, revealing a six inch scar running across his sunken stomach, "I got that after I swallowed my master's car keys. I think that was the only time he ever took me to a vet." He tilts his head at Hanz and his comment about Sylvester's jumper cable incident, not quite understanding that the whole event could have--and probably should have--killed him. "You know I lost my memory for about a month after that happened?" he muses, "It was weird. Then one day, I started remembering stuff. Would you believe I went for a whole month having forgotten about the spoogledorfs? I wonder why they didn't take advantage of the moment and attack me then."
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Post by Charles B. on Nov 14, 2005 21:40:52 GMT -5
Hanz pondered for a moment. He had a few scars, but didn't want to explain where he got them. In fact the only scar he was comfortable showing was the one across his eye that he had gotten when he was alive. He pointed to his eye "Well this is the only scar I have to show! I got this in a fight, got ganged up and they worked me pretty good. Unfortuantently for them I found out where each of them lived and fought everyone in a fiar fight......" He grinned remembering the shock he had broughten each of the three dogs who had ganged up on him when he had tracked them down. " but ya, one of them had a small piece of glass in his paw when he hit my across the eye and it dug into the skin." He shrugged and then turned over towards Sylvester and patted him on the shoulder. "Yup, Sylvester here has lived though quiet a bit!"
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Post by Shadow on Nov 14, 2005 21:42:03 GMT -5
They probably put you on some anesthetic.....Either a general anesthetic or a regional anesthetic......Those nasty humans were more concerned about the car keys than you.....what is this world coming to. Shadow answered.
Shadow rubbed his chin and felt another scar, then remembering what it was.
I once had a forty-five ACP slug go through my lower jaw, travel vertically, and exit through the top of my skull. I think it was a 230 grain load round. I don't know what I was thinking that time...... Shadow said, kind of embarressed at mentioning it, as it was nothing to be proud of.
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Sylvester Snarl
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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're fine now.
Posts: 140
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Post by Sylvester Snarl on Nov 14, 2005 21:57:03 GMT -5
"Glass is bad," Sylvester concludes from Hanz story, "Did your cut get infected like mine did a few weeks ago?" Listening to Shadow, Sylvester fails to understand the type of slug the husky is refering to and he takes the word literally. "A slug did that to you?" he asks, recoiling in horror, "That's the last time I ever follow one of their slime trails! A slug going through your jaw and stuff...sounds like the work of...SPOOGLEDORFS!!! Maybe slugs are some kind of sub-species like...spoogleslugs."
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Post by Shadow on Nov 14, 2005 22:15:33 GMT -5
Well, this one was made out of lead. And it was fired from a gun, or firearm, or firestick....*chuckles*...I've heard them referred to as boomsticks before to (remembers something from the movie Army of Darkness). Shadow tried to explain. It's not as fun as having hot pieces of metal (also known as Flak) slam into your chest, head and stomache. That was done by the Jerries, or atleast as master used to call them. Of course he initially just called them Huns, but that was during War Great War. During the second one, he called them Jerries, Nazis, and some things I rather not repeat........ Shadow rambled on. He would often drift off topic like this, and just uncoil information.
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Sylvester Snarl
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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're fine now.
Posts: 140
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Post by Sylvester Snarl on Nov 14, 2005 22:24:40 GMT -5
"Lead slugs," Sylvester muses, "That definitely sounds spoogledorfish. They do things like that, you know. They mutate harmless creatures into deadly things." Suddenly feeling tired, Sylvester emits a jaw-cracking yawn and stretches out on the concrete, resting his head on crossed forepaws as he watches Shadow curiously.
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Post by Shadow on Nov 15, 2005 21:50:47 GMT -5
OOC; I will do what I can tonight. I got the hardware in but have gotten the dreaded blue screen of death upon bootup. Going to install a new copy of windows to a different drive, copy my files from the old drive, then attempt a system repair. I apoligize to Hanz, that I cannot be on AIM tonight as I am quite busy and also don't feel well after work; the weather was bad today. Hopefully we won't be hit by any more tornados either..........
BIC; You know what? These spoogledorfs you speak of remind me an awful lot of the Nazis. Have you ever heard them use the words Third Reich, Schutzstaffel, Fuhrer, or Reichskanzler? Have they ever called themselves Gestapo? Do they have any markings on them? Like something resembling a pinwheel (swastika)?? Shadow started asking, a bit frantic as he hates fascist instensely.
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Post by Charles B. on Nov 15, 2005 22:41:19 GMT -5
Hanz walks over to Shadow and pulls him aside. "Sylvester you put your paws on your ears and hum. I am going to tell something that.....that.....you can't hear ok? If you do it will.....lead to disaster!" He turned back towards Shadow and whispered in his ear " The Spoogledorfs don't exist Shadow. From talking to him you have noticed he is kinda......out there to put it nicely. I really like him he is a good guy but he constantly thinks that these things that don't exist are after him. They are all in his head as a response to being beaten and mistreated. He uses them to explain why bad things happened to him. They don't exist, so try to keep him calmed down from them." He added on with a chuckle " His heart is already beating a million miles an hour "
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Post by Shadow on Nov 15, 2005 23:03:15 GMT -5
Alright Shadow agreed. But I do understand as I have mental disorders myself...........
So now that I'm here, what happens next? He asked.
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Sylvester Snarl
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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're fine now.
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Post by Sylvester Snarl on Nov 17, 2005 0:05:38 GMT -5
"Puff, the magic dragon, lived by the sea..." Sylvester yodels at the top of his lungs with both his forepaws jammed into his ears. His singing leaves much to be desired as it sounds like a constipated moose on its deathbed. In fact, he sounds so bad, a window in the building cloest to him shatters on the spot.
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Post by Shadow on Nov 17, 2005 18:08:30 GMT -5
OOC; Got it up and working, though it did mean reinstalling the whole blaster system. Oh well, atleast it works. And well at that too. I shall try to be on more often. BIC;Upon hearing the noise, Shadow lets out a howl. Not a normal dog howl, but a sad, mournful howl that spoke of the debts of despair. AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!It's destructive properties were probably on equal terms of Sylvester's singing. It hurt so bad that he went into a coughing fit and hacked up a small amount of blood. sorry *cough cough* I had to *cough cough* get that out *cough cough*......I didn't know I could still bleed....*cough cough*.......... He struggled to say. He layed down on his side, a little dizzy from the blood loss, but otherwise unscathed; as he was not a mortal. I must have fallen *pant pant* harder than I realized.....*pant pant* Shadow said, panting heavily. You can stop now, Sylvester; we are done talking *pant pant*OOC; I know it looks horrivble, but oh well. Havent draw on the PC in a while.
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Post by Charles B. on Nov 18, 2005 22:07:10 GMT -5
Hanz patted Shadow on the back. "Are you sure you are ok?" He looked at the blood "That sure is a lot of blood to cough up...." He turned back towards Sylvester. "Hey Sylvester, go around the corner for a minute and don't look over here, you can yell to me from there to talk, but whatever you do don't look over here." He said making sure SYlvester would not see all the blood and freak out as Hanz assumed he would. Turning his attention back towards Shadow he questioned him further about his condition." So Shadow, do you need me to do anything to help you at all?"
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Post by Shadow on Nov 18, 2005 22:33:40 GMT -5
No, no....I think *pant pant* I am alright. The husky said.
Shadow got up, very slowly. When he got all the way up and all fours, he bent his neck from side to side, letting out a loud cracking sound.
10,000 feet can give you such a crick in the neck..... He joked, trying to lighten up the mood.
What time is it? And where exactly is here? Shadow asked. Still slightly confused.
OOC; Anyone else gonna be on 2night?
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Post by Charles B. on Nov 18, 2005 22:42:42 GMT -5
"Well here is San Fanscico, California, and when is the year two-thousand and five. "Said Hanz as Shadow started to recover. "Are you sure you are ok? " He said wanting to make sure he was ok. Hanz paused for a moment watching to make sure that Sylvester had gone around the corner, and then proceeded to talk to Shadow about where he was "So as I explained this is San Franscico and I believe we are in the downtown section so there is a lot of people. Other then that I can't tall you much cause I don't really pay attention to the things going on in this city. SO what are you doing here?
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Post by Shadow on Nov 18, 2005 23:06:28 GMT -5
Yeah, I am ok I think. Shadow said. Shadow then leans down to say in a low tone; You know I am already dead of course. making sure Sylvester couldn't hear him.
The Shadow tried to recall what he was doing in this place
Well, I think I kind of just dropped in; literally. Shadow replied. Not much more to it. I am sorry if I startled or scared anyone. Believe me, it wasn't fun for me either.....
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