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Post by Harli on Jun 3, 2010 19:48:19 GMT -5
This isn't anything I've said, but it was just too entertaining to pass up. I was sitting in my Human A&P class in a stupor learning about phosolipids this morning. I'm bored out of my skull. My professor's droning on and on in a delightful monotone. Phosolipids contain a glycerol, two fatty acids, and a phosphate. They make up cell membranes. The glycerol is polar. The fatty acids are nonpolar. They don't compute. And then all at once she's like, "It's a freakin' schizophrenic molecule!" And I'm just like "Eh?" It was weird. And then later my philosophy professor just kind of randomly shouted out "Philosophy!" in this real high falsetto voice during class. Such is life.
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Post by Charmyte on Jun 3, 2010 20:31:13 GMT -5
And then later my philosophy professor just kind of randomly shouted out "Philosophy!" in this real high falsetto voice during class. That should become my battle cry. Oh well. Teachers are crazy like that. The majority of the more meaningful conversations in my English class revolved around two words: "Banana" and " Foofi Fufi Foufy Fuphy Foofy"
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Post by Soapy on Jun 4, 2010 3:34:19 GMT -5
Haha! I can so picture that as a battle cry for teachers
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Post by Dale on Jun 4, 2010 12:07:33 GMT -5
Well, my friends and I have these random conversations all the time that we don't even notice them. But there is this one I remember when my friends voice broke when I was younger... My friend: "Listen to my voice guys! I'M GROWING!" Me: ... you sould like [enter swear word here] Noo Noo from the teletubbies My friend: ... what? Me: Noo Noo... that vacuum from the teletubbies... My other friend: [enter loud laugh here] PWNED! My friend: [enter swear word here] you guys, you're so mean! Me: Shut up, you [enter swear word here] disabled chicken Yes. I do talk explict. A lot. I try to stop but it just blurts out before I could stop it. I had to put them there, it's less effective without the cuss words in there... I'm sooooo bad. But their censored so that's something. Hopefully, you're all not too innocent to realize which one was the "ing" after it
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Post by Soapy on Jun 4, 2010 13:52:52 GMT -5
I always talk explicit with my friends. My dad hates it though so I keep it on the DL when their over and then let loose when I'm at their houses and stuff.
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Post by Apples on Jun 4, 2010 14:23:19 GMT -5
ME: hi ME:yr a fùcking purv kepp looking at me ME:i know i am but wht are u? ME:ar crap i hate it whtn he does that
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Post by Soapy on Jun 4, 2010 15:10:19 GMT -5
Hahaha! LOL
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Post by Apples on Jun 4, 2010 15:24:33 GMT -5
the odd thing is, is that it actually happened i talk to myself a lot strange i know but 'o' well
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Post by Soapy on Jun 4, 2010 19:09:43 GMT -5
I think we all talk to ourselves at one time or another
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Post by Charmyte on Jun 4, 2010 20:45:40 GMT -5
In fact, I often argue with myself. Granted, I frequently lose...
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Post by Soapy on Jun 4, 2010 22:40:19 GMT -5
Don't we all Charmyte?
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Post by Apples on Jun 4, 2010 23:25:42 GMT -5
another windows. windows would like to talk, windows knows this is unusual but windows has a lot on its mind latley. windows knows it's not as flashy or as quick as other computers but you and windows have been together for so long now windows wants to make this work. mabey windows said some cruel things, but then so did you, user! when windows was slow you poor windows and thought technical support could solve everything! but the only person who cold solve it was user and windows! please take windows back! me: windows, stop, you're making a scene
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Post by Soapy on Jun 4, 2010 23:33:46 GMT -5
*scratches head* Um......yeah.......
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Post by WonderDog on Jun 5, 2010 10:00:55 GMT -5
Dale... Um... disabled chicken? Only you could come up with something as unusual as that, Bandersnatch (Bandersnatch is my nickname for him...)
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Post by Soapy on Jun 5, 2010 14:21:11 GMT -5
Yeah I was like, 'whaa>' when I read that.
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