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Post by Charmyte on Jun 13, 2010 13:31:09 GMT -5
Whoa, weirdest thing happened. This seemed to be the best place to put it.
A few minutes ago, I heard a 'rap'ing on my window that sounded like someone's fingers when they get impatient. So I said: "Okay, man. What do you want?" as I walked over to the window. As I looked out the window: "Strange. No one's there..." and almost choreographed, a bird came to the window carrying a stick! It was like it was trying to land on the window!
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Post by Soapy on Jun 13, 2010 21:10:43 GMT -5
Wow that IS creepy
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Post by WonderDog on Jun 14, 2010 13:55:13 GMT -5
Wow, the funniest thing happened to me yesterday. Speaking of "rap"ing, don't ever try to do it unless you know how, otherwise you end up like Dale going: "Yo, yo, disabled chickens and donkey, you all got nothin', nothin', ohhhh ya" We were speaking over the "Chat Roulette" thing. Dale actually looks pretty good in real life In the friendly sorta way, I'm not flirting xD It was weird when his sister started rapping with him though, I couldn't stop laughing. It was also werid when his brother came and told this joke (here is not the appropriate place to put it but it's about a cannibal "dumping" his girlfriend. If you haven't figured out the punch line by now, you're either too young to know and are better off not knowing or you're pretty slow on these things . Dale's family really turned out a nutcase when his mum came on the screen and asked me if I wanted tea in the english accent I was all like "... no thanks." Seriously. Unless you want to kill yoruself laughing, never talk to Dale over Chat Roulette
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Post by Charmyte on Jun 14, 2010 14:03:38 GMT -5
XD!
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Post by WonderDog on Jun 14, 2010 14:19:26 GMT -5
I'm not even joking, it happened.
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Post by Soapy on Jun 14, 2010 16:37:11 GMT -5
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Apples on Jun 14, 2010 17:18:20 GMT -5
Wow, the funniest thing happened to me yesterday. Speaking of "rap"ing, don't ever try to do it unless you know how, otherwise you end up like Dale going: "Yo, yo, disabled chickens and donkey, you all got nothin', nothin', ohhhh ya" We were speaking over the "Chat Roulette" thing. Dale actually looks pretty good in real life In the friendly sorta way, I'm not flirting xD It was weird when his sister started rapping with him though, I couldn't stop laughing. It was also werid when his brother came and told this joke (here is not the appropriate place to put it but it's about a cannibal "dumping" his girlfriend. If you haven't figured out the punch line by now, you're either too young to know and are better off not knowing or you're pretty slow on these things . Dale's family really turned out a nutcase when his mum came on the screen and asked me if I wanted tea in the english accent I was all like "... no thanks." Seriously. Unless you want to kill yoruself laughing, never talk to Dale over Chat Roulette ok dale i so want to talk to u now lol ;D
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Post by Dale on Jun 14, 2010 17:26:48 GMT -5
Don't deny it Wonder. it was the best conversation you EVER had. How many of your friends mums ask "Would you like tea and crumpets, Britney LAWD?" in an English accent? Over webcam? As for you, Satanist, no. No, you really don't. Honestly, please, don't do it. You have your whole life ahead of you. Speakign of strange and funny things, I was looking at my sister's Green Day poster and then I looked again and I swear, Billie Joe's face looked so different! I jumped and then squinted at it. It stayed the same until I blinked a few times. It was the freakist thing ever. I'm afraid to look at it now
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Post by Apples on Jun 14, 2010 17:29:12 GMT -5
omegle chat
me: can you strawberries? Stranger: sure Stranger: who can’t? me: yeah its so easy to strawberries Stranger: ya, i find it harder to rasberry me: but to blackberry.. now THATS hard. Stranger: is it EVER! me: chicken
lol i put this on the internet its so funny
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Post by Apples on Jun 14, 2010 17:32:02 GMT -5
As for you, Satanist, no. No, you really don't. Honestly, please, don't do it. You have your whole life ahead of you. na m8 i don't hav a life anyways
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Post by Charmyte on Jun 14, 2010 17:36:46 GMT -5
A Running Gag that occurred among me and my friends: One day, we decided to be proactive and go to the zoo. This led to a large amount of walking. Being insanse, I decided that we would be heroes on an epic quest of walking, with me stating something exciting happenening, but retconning it with "Nah, they just kept walking." or "And the heroes continued walking."
And so, due to my twisted sense of humor, this was born:
Me: Tired of walking, the heroes than sat. Justin: ...On a motorcyle. Me: The heroes then drove to an auto lot and bought a two passanger car, which in hindsight was a bad idea considering there were four heroes. So two heroes rode in the trunk. But when the heroes were crossing the border, the border patrol found the heroes in the trunk, and the heroes had to spend the night in a Mexican prison. Until a hero completely unrelated to the matter posted the bail. And the heroes continued walking.
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Post by Charmyte on Jul 4, 2010 15:11:40 GMT -5
One quick one.
(The Words That Make ADGTH fans cry) "Dogs do not deserve Fillet Mignon!" -Stephanie
Or perhaps it is me noticing the great coincidence being portrayed here.
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Post by Soapy on Jul 13, 2010 19:53:06 GMT -5
Laughs and then cries* YES THEY DO!
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Post by Soapy on Jul 30, 2010 7:26:40 GMT -5
Wanted to put a small spark of life back into this thread.
Enjoy.
A little....PG-13 esque no? R? Ah well, I censored that important stuff. Use your imaginations!
(After watching the episode of Invader Zim with the babies) Me-And that Micheal, sweetie, is why I don't want any kids. Mike: I honestly don't blame you....imagine having a baby that's really an alien and can merge with other babies to make an even bigger baby? Me: Yes. Which is why I rest my case. Mike: They do look very alien-like when their born. *laughs* Me: *giggles* Indeed *after a few seconds of silence* Me: So....wanna go have sex? *looks at him and grins* Mike: *looks back and grins* I thought you'd never ask. Me: Last one there gets pregnant with a demon! *we both run into his room*
(Discussing how to pronounce Charmyte's name with Nav on Yahoo using our mics) Me: So Nav, how does Charmyte pronounce his name? Is it like, 'Charr-my-tea'? Nav: I have no idea. I just call him 'Char-mite' Me: Hahaha! 'Char-mite'? That sounds like a pokemon. In fact, isn't that a pokemon name? Nav: Oh my god it does! And no, I don't think so. I think you're thinking of Charmander. Me: No. It sounds familiar. Ah well. Whatever. Nav: It does sound like a pokemon name though. Me: Haha! It's like, 'Charmyte, I choose you!' Nav: Charmyte use fireball! Me: A wild Charmyte has appeared! Nav: Char Char! *imitates a pokemon sound* Me: Chaaarrrmyte! *we both crack up*
(Permission to What?) Me: Um...ok so Matt.... Matt: Mmm? Me: Would you rather like.... Matt: What? Me: Shut up ya tool I'm thinking. Um.....Would you rather.....? Yo turn the volume down on that you twit I cant think. Matt: No I'd rather continue to play this than listen to your voice. Me: I didn't even ask anything! And that wasn't what I was going to ask. Matt: Doesn't matter. I still upped you. Me: I think you mean 'owned' Matt: No 'upped'. Like you up one point. Jeez, as a gamer you should know this. Me: Will you stop? Excuse me if I don't know every gamer slang word. Anyway.... Matt: You aren't excused. Me: Anyway, I have ano- Matt: *pressing his finger against my lips, and looks at me with a drop dead sexy smile and says in a sexy voice* Shhh....just you shut your mouth. Me: *gulps and blushes bright red* I- Matt: Shhh....*does the face again* Me: *shrieks like a fangirl and falls back on my bed* Matt: Permission to penetrate? *grins, hovering over me* Me: *turns my grin into a frown* Don't push your luck ya little *bleep* *shoves him off* Matt: *pins me back down* And don't tell me what to do....*grins and winks* Me: *gulps* Dont you make me- Matt: What? Me: N-Nothing. Matt: Riiiiiiiight.
(Baby Oil?) Me: Hey Matt? Matt: Huh? Me: You know, I just had a weird thought. Matt: Oh God! Not again! Me: Shut up. I just had this weird thought. If Olive oil is made from olives- Matt: No Me: Shut UP! And fish oil is made from fish, and peanut oil is made from peanuts.... Matt: Yes you can die. Me: *ignores him* Then what is baby oil made out of? Matt: Why all the fetuses who have been aborted. Me: MATT! That's horrible! Matt: *giggling* No it's funny.... Me: *giggle* Okay maybe a little....just the idea. Not the abortion part. Matt: Where else are you gonna get unborn fetuses? Me: Now it's not funny. At all. Matt: Stem cell research. Me: *cracks up laughing*
(He's A Hater) Me: I can howl you know. And it sounds like a real dog. Mike: Please don't- Me: *lets loose a long, loud howl* Mike: The neighbors! Me: *stops* *bleep* em *goes back to howling* Mike: No! Don't say that! Not so loud! Come ON! Stop! STOP! Me: *stops* Mike: Thank you...... *hears a bunch of dogs in the distance howling and Mike gives me a look like I'm nuts* Me: They answered! Hahahaha! Woah! Sweet! Mike: Oh for the love of God. Me: What? It's cool. Mike: I'm starting to hate that 6 sense you have Me: You mean my Paw Power? Mike: Yes....just a little Me: Fine. Next I'll command them to attack you. *smug grin* Mike: You suck Me: Only with you, baby. Mike: *groans*
(What Did You Think I Meant?!) Me: hey matt. Guess what? Matt: You have an STD? Me: *ignores him* I met someone at the beach! I made a new friend! Matt: *says something very X-rated* Me: No! First of all it was a girl. And second....NO! Matt: *giggling* Ok ok....what happened? Me: Well, there I was standing by the shoreline of the beach and I saw her. She was gorgeous. She was a few feet from me and I looked over at her and smiled and said, 'Well hello there!' And she came bounding over to me and started acting all playful. Her name was Nisa and she was so cool! We swam together, ran down the beach together, she was so friendly. She even jumped on me and licked my face a bunch of times. Matt: She....licked your face? Me: Yea. *like it's obvious* Matt: Kinky. Me: How is that-? Nevermind. Anyway I was really sad when she left with her owner. But she looked back and gave me a look like, 'Okay bye! It was awesome hanging out with you. I hope to see you again!' Then I grinned at her and I said bye to her and her owner and then she ran over to me and gave me one final kiss before her owner called her over to him. She was so cute and pretty. Had a body like a Shepard and the coat of a Golden Retriever almost. She was beautiful. Matt: Wait....This was a dog? Me: Yeah....what did you think-? *puts 2 and 2 together* MATT YOU SICKO!!!! Matt: *cracks up laughing* Me: You...oh God! You thought-ew! Matt! You know I'm straight! Matt: You made it sound like a person! I was gonna say, 'If you ever have her over, invite me. Free porn!' Me: Matt you sick little-*begin various bleeps* Matt: *cracks up laughing*
More coming soon! Also, that 'stem cell research' thing Matt said that I found oh so funny is from South Park. And yes, I really did howl in Mike's backyard and got feedback which I thought was cool. I think his neighbors want me dead though. Ah well. Why yes, I did meet a furry friend at the beach. Her name was Nisa and yes, she was a DOG! I hope I get to see her down there again soon! She was so sweet!
Note: Also, I'm creating a charrie named Nisa. Sorry guys, name's taken.
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Post by vuk91 on Jul 30, 2010 8:58:56 GMT -5
Those quotes are funny! I liked the pg-13 part. I would like a better memory that does like a 100 years long VHS.
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