Funny Quotes By Me And My Friends

[Soapy]

Me: Mike-AEL!
Mike: Michael what?! What did I do now?!
Me: *pauses for a few seconds then grins* I love you....
Mike: You're gonna give me a stroke one day.
Me: Why because I love you?
Mike: No because I thought you were mad at me.

Mike: What AM I going to do with you?
Me: Well, that all depends on how you're feeling *shifty eyes*
Mike: Tease
Me: Oh come ON! I know you love it.
Mike: That still doesn't make it right.

Me: Matt! Can you help me out here?! I can't cant beat this one boss!
Matt: Oh come on, he's so easy! Just smack him.
Me: He keeps hitting me!
Matt: Move faster!
Me: That's what HE said.
Matt: .....Idiot.....

Me: Matt seriously. I aready died 5 times.
Matt: I don't see why I shoud do this for you. You need to learn from your mistakes.
Me: But this is so hard!
Matt: That's what SHE said.
Me: I knew that was coming....


Me: Mike? How many times did I tell you I loved you today?
Mike: About....5 billion I think.
Me: Well make it 5 billion and 1. 'I love youuuu!!!
Mike: I love you too.

(as I'm sneaking into the beach which is closed)
Mike: You know I think.....
Me: Don't. I'll do the thinking.
Mike: But-
Me: No. Hush. Also, if you're coming I suggest you move before someone sees us.

Me: MIKE-AEL!
Mike: I know. You love me.
Me: No....I'm gonna eat you!
Mike: Should I be afraid or turned on?
Me: Um.....both?
Mike: Works for me!


More coming soon!

[Navrex]

LOL!!

[Soapy]

Yeah, sad thing is they're all real

[Navrex]

DUN DUN DUN!!!!!

[Soapy]

What do you mean by that?

[Charmyte]

I so need to start jotting down the weird conversations my friends have, which end up quite weird...

[Soapy]

LOL ok. Feel free to add em Chamyte. I'll be adding more soon

[Charmyte]

I was gonna put one more, but it questioned the limits of appropriateness.

(Awesome Teacher):
Me *muttering somewhat*: It's just a jump to the left.
Meeley (English teacher): And a step to right...
Both: You put your hands on your hips, and pull your knees in tight, but it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane! Let's do the Time Warp again!

(Cue Dramatic Music):
*running*
Me: *Starts humming The Final Countdown*
Justin: Will you quit it, I'm only going to get my jacket!

(Context Sensitive):
Me: Look, a turtle, over there! Throw it, throw it, throw it, throw it!
Justin: Ok.
Me: Hurry little turtle! Hurry!
Justin: It looks like the duck's gonna get it first.
Me: NO!!!!! The little turtle! Poor Robert!

(If You Can't Beat Them...):
Luis: Hey, whatcha doin'?
Me: Making millions of people suffer. You?
Luis: I'll join you.

[Soapy]

Hahahaahaha!

[Navrex]

O-o Dang, I cant remember the odd conversations I've had with my friends

[Charmyte]

Perhaps just some one liners?

(Once apon a time, Not so long ago):
"There has to be a pirate singing Bon Jovi songs, Zoey!"

(Recursive Paradox is vaguely recursive):
"Crazy is as crazy does, and knowing you people, I'm just repeating myself now."

(West Side Story logic):
"Oh, we climbed the higher wall. We win."

(Ditto):
"You made me not bleed, it's on!"

(The All Dogs Christmas Carol Reasoning):
"This frozen water, it burns! Oh, the derranged irony!"

[Soapy]

LOLOLOLOL!

[WonderDog]

I'm guessing half of those are you playing video games, Soapy?

MY TURN!

Video game guy: You can press the Z button-!
Me: THE Z BUTTON?!

Me: Shut up, I'm trying to work on my maths!
Bella: So that's how it is, huh? You're just gonna give me up... TOSS ME ASIDE TO THE TURTLES!
Me: ... yeah.

Scott: Your brithday is on the 6th of September, right?
Marco: Right.
Scott: Oh, now I see what "Wake me up when September ends" means! It's about the sad occasion of your birth!
Marco: STOP IT, I WILL TAKE OVER YOUR SOUL!

(This one was a pm with me and Dale)
Dale: YOU are looking for Wonderland too?!
Me: Yeah... are you?
Dale: Chia! But I'll find it first.
Me: Oh? Not before I slay your jabberwocky and send you to the banished lands!
Dale: HA! SNOW CAN'T STOP ME!
Me: Who said anything about snow?!
Dale: I'll show YOU slaying jabberwockies, you jabberwocky!
Me: ... what?
Dale: *sings* They told me me to Tournez á gauche...
Me: They told you to turn left?! Is that a real song?!
Dale: It will be when I take over Wonderland. It'll be forced to number one.

Marco: And then I was all like-
*cue cow mooing epically loud*
Marco: ... yeah, ok, like that then.

Me: John? What exactly are you doing?
John: I am trying to get into Narnia. I will kill that stupid Mr Tumnes, he irratates me!
Me: Will you take over it?
John: I will chop of the head of Aslan and hang his head next to Medusa's on my mantle piece.

(This one is quite unexplainable...)
Me: Can I read your answer?
Marco: Yea.
Me: *reads out the answer* He challenges us to challenge us... *stops reading and looks at him* What the hell?!
Marco: What? It's true, isn't it?

[Charmyte]

XD

My oddly designed mind can only begin to list the situations for the cow interruption.

[Soapy]

LOL Yes Wonder.

And wtf? LOL