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Post by Hedge on Mar 7, 2003 22:26:05 GMT -5
*Hedge goes to the quietest part of the room she can find... and lies down resting her head between her paws... She scowls when she realizes Killer has followed her...*
"Killer, it's not what you've done to the guys... it's who you hang out with... You could be a really nice 'pearson' to hang around if you would watch the company you keep... and, mind you, this is all... off the record!"
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Post by Killer on Mar 7, 2003 22:49:26 GMT -5
Killer scowls back at Hedge as she makes yet another barb about his shape. True, he's used to it and, very true, he's been called worse things--by Carface, no less--but he still doesn't appreciate it.
"I'm really starting to resent that," he grumbles, speaking of the pear jokes, "So I'm outta shape. So what? I'm old...though I dunno what the boss's excuse is."
He rolls his eyes, certain that, although Carface is a smaller breed, he must outweigh him by at least a few pounds. As Hedge clarifies exactly what she had meant in her previous comment about Charlie and Itchy, Killer knows she's right, but he can't admit to that.
"That's their problem," he retorts, flopping down with a slight groan, "I ain't gonna abandon the boss. I can't. First of all, I owe him big time. Second, if I even consider backing out on him, I'm as good as fish food."
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Post by Itchy on Mar 7, 2003 23:35:42 GMT -5
Oh Charlie! I guess it's lost forever! i could have sworn it was "right behind" me as i was trying to fix my dril with "super glue", i squeesed the tub to hard and glue got all over the place! when i stood up the hood ordiment was gone! I bet ya Carface took it!...ya know charlie i have been feeling this cold feeling latey...i don't know what it is? ) get what i'm tring to say?
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Post by Killer on Mar 7, 2003 23:56:02 GMT -5
Overhearing Charlie and Itchy talking, Killer has a pretty good idea of where the said hood ornament is. He should. He's standing right behind Itchy and the short-legged dog's treasure is in plain sight...easy for even a nearsighted dog to spot.
"Missing hood ornament, huh?" he asks with a slight smirk, "Gee, that sounds...awful. Eh-heh...I wonder who coulda took it, don't you Hedge?"
With a knowing wink toward Hedge, Killer struts up casually behind Itchy, whips out his trusty pliers and, taking advantage of the moment, he pries the super-glued hood ornament off of Itchy's rump. Needless to say, it's got to be painful for Itchy. Lots of fur comes off with the ornament.
"For once, someone else is the 'butt' of the joke," he laughs, obviously pleased by this simple fact. It isn't often that he gets to pick on someone else.
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Post by Itchy on Mar 8, 2003 4:41:03 GMT -5
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOCH!!!!!!!!! Charlie somone's got me by the tall! digga! ohhhh! KILLER!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH! rubbs his rear , why don't you tell someone when yout gonna do that!?!?!?!?!?! hey give me that back you crook!
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Post by Charlie B. Barkin on Mar 8, 2003 10:49:25 GMT -5
Charlie watches Killer warily as he strolls over and takes the pliers to Itchy's rear end. He grimaces as he can literally hear the fur being ripped off his best friend and he regards Killer with a nasty, vengeful smirk.
"Don't worry about it, Itch," he says slyly, "He'll give it back, because if he doesn't, I'll drop-kick him from here to the next county. All right, hand over the hood ornament, wise guy!"
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Post by Itchy on Mar 8, 2003 15:44:57 GMT -5
ya better listen do e'm Killer! Or I'll, I'll, grrr, i won't do something nice!
hides behind Charlie
ohhh, Charlie! do you know how long this is gonna take to grow back?!?!!?ohhhh!
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Post by Hedge on Mar 8, 2003 20:47:12 GMT -5
*Hedge smacks Killer upside the head after seeing what he did to Itchy...*
"That was a rotten thing to do Killer... honestly, you keep trying to impress the boss and it doesn't get you anywhere!!!! He still thinks you are an idiot... don't you get tired of being his go-pher? Don't you get tired of being the 'butt of his jokes' so to speak?"
*Goes behind the bar for a few seconds and then comes back with a towel wrapped in ice and hands it to Itchy...*
"You might need that, Itchy..."
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Post by Killer on Mar 8, 2003 22:04:40 GMT -5
OOC- LOL! BIC- Killer winces as Hedge slaps him. Having an extremely low tolerance for pain, he has to stifle a yelp that would make it sound like Hedge had hit him with a baseball bat. Being that he's a part of Carface's gang, he's inclined to put up a tough front."Hey, watch it, Hedge," he warns, rubbing his head and trying not to show that he's really in pain, "I found his hood ornament, didn't I?" He makes a face at Charlie's threat, not about to give in easily...or so he thinks. As Itchy backs Charlie on the threat in his "scary" wiener dog way, Killer is unimpressed."First of all, Charlie, there is no such thing as a 'county' in Louisiana," he replies matter-of-factly, "They're called 'parishes'. Second, what makes you think I'm gonna listen to you? What do you think I am? A coward?" Not a smart thing to say. Looks like Killer's left himself wide open for another blow--be it physical or verbal. He's bound to be in for it.
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Post by Charlie B. Barkin on Mar 8, 2003 22:55:05 GMT -5
"As a matter of fact...yes!" Charlie growls, grabbing Killer by his collar and hauling him over, "You always seem to set yourself up for the kill, don't you?" he looks to Hedge and offers a nod of thanks as she offers an ice pack to his friend, but most of his attention remains fixed on the foolish Killer. "I'm giving you one more chance," he sighs, "Give up the hood ornament...or suffer the consequences." He gives Killer a little idea of what the consequences will be by drawing a fist back and aligning it with the old dog's face.
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Post by Itchy on Mar 8, 2003 23:59:47 GMT -5
Itchy is very embarrassed but very thankful to Hedge, this is Itchy's first time meeting her, and because she is so kind, he's become kind of attracted to her, but he's so shy he doesn't know what to say? OH! Ahh I, I, ahh, daah, gee thanks! Itchy applies the ice to his rump causing him to yelp a little because the freezing ice gives a cold sting.. OOOOHHHH! That's smarts! Oh...Hehehehe, hello, my name's...my names, dahh, my name's? whispers to Charlie Boss! what's my name?!? Hehehe, agaha ohhh!
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Post by Charlie B. Barkin on Mar 9, 2003 20:47:06 GMT -5
Charlie smirks a bit at Itchy's bashful behavior and glances at Hedge, giving her a wink. Of course, this doesn't mean the heat is off Killer. Charlie still has a firm grip on his collar and a fist still aimed at his face.
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Post by Hedge on Mar 9, 2003 21:45:21 GMT -5
*Hedge reaches out a paw and gently pinches Itchy's chubby little cheek (facial)...*
"I know who you are 'big' guy... but, it's very nice to formally meet you... my name is Hedge..."
*Turns to Killer* "I didn't hit you... I smacked you very gently... unlike this poor little guy's cheeks, your's aren't smarting and you know it... now, do you think that you could be a good little Killer and give Itchy back his ornament?" *Hedge raises one eyebrow at Killer then turns to Charlie*
"Now, Charlie... let's be reasonable... 1st of all, Killer DID get the ornament when it was left behind, ahem, and he IS going to give it back... and 2nd, (whispers in Charlie's ear) he's pretty old and feeble for you to be beating up on... wouldn't you say?"
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Post by Charlie B. Barkin on Mar 9, 2003 22:15:12 GMT -5
Charlie frowns, disappointed by the fact that he has to admit Hedge is right about Killer. He nods solemnly, but doesn't release his victim just yet.
"I'll let him go as soon as he coughs up the ornament," he sighs in response to Hedge, "If he chooses to be stupid and stubborn, I'll re-arrange his face. Anything is an improvement for his, don't you think?"
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Post by Itchy on Mar 9, 2003 22:47:56 GMT -5
Itchy's in a dreamy daseDahh, Charlie, I don't need that silly ornament anyways... That doesn't matter to me now..... wispers Hey Charlie, I think, I think i'm in love.....
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