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Post by Charlie B. Barkin on Mar 16, 2003 20:53:03 GMT -5
"Just sweep her off her feet, Itch," Charlie shrugs, "Charm her with your...err...charming...ness." He trails off, not quite sure how to give Itchy pointers on women, "Well, you've seen how I do it. Just do what I do." OOC: This should be good, eh?
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Post by Killer on Mar 16, 2003 21:55:17 GMT -5
Still shaking, Killer rises and looks up at Hedge, that pleading look still in his eyes, though the trust that's usually always there has returned once again. He trusts Carface whole-heartedly that the pit bull will see to it that he is not mistreated--by other dogs anyway, but he also whole-heartedly trusts that his boss will be the first to deal out some torment if he messes up. It's already happened a few times before.
"Thanks Hedge," he sighs shakily, "You're a true friend. I didn't really think you'd rat on me about anything, but...as it goes...I don't have many dogs on my side in this pack. I'm not always sure who to trust. I'm sorry I took you so seriously. I didn't slobber and blat all over your paw, did I?"
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Post by Itchy on Mar 16, 2003 23:59:34 GMT -5
uhh, seen what you do Charlie? I've seen ya get smacked a few times by the ladies...Hehehe. Sweep her feet? Sure Charlie i'll do that, but she seems like a clean dog and all, i mean ya got any more sugestions boss?
But I do think it was very rude of ya Charlie to burp when a lady is around, ya know.
Itchy's trying to think...
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Post by Charlie B. Barkin on Mar 17, 2003 10:50:15 GMT -5
"Itchy," Charlie says dryly with a quirked brow and a slightly exasperated look, "I said 'sweep her off her feet, not 'sweep her feet', you knucklehead. What that means is...you know...err...fancy talk. Flatter her. Tell her she's pretty. Say something about her eyes. Lady's love stuff like that. And don't worry. You won't get slapped unless she's already taken...or if you mix up your words and what you're trying to say comes out as an insult." he burps again, sort of on purpose, "Why should I worry about that? I can be rude. I'm not the one trying to charm her. You are." he chuckles knowingly and raises his eyebrows with a grin at his pal.
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Post by Itchy on Mar 18, 2003 8:18:21 GMT -5
Ehh! Boss still that would be my lady you would be burpping around and i don't like it! that is if she's not already taken??? Oh Charlie! how do we find out!? what if she's CARFACE'S girl friend!?!?!? ohhhhh
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Post by Hedge on Mar 18, 2003 21:08:01 GMT -5
*Shakes head sadly at Killer... the poor ole heinz 57 dog sure must've had a really miserable past to show such fear*
"No, you didn't slobber all over me... and even if you did, it doesn't matter... I've been burped at, thrown up on... drool certainly isn't going to bother me... but, hey, don't worry about it... you and I had better get back out there... the place is really filling up fast. We'll worry about the dishes later!"
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Post by Killer on Mar 18, 2003 23:51:48 GMT -5
Killer grins gratefully at hedge and follows her out and raises his eyebrows when his ears are met with Itchy's fretting that Hedge may be Carface's girlfriend. He looks to Hedge with a knowing smirk, wondering how she will respond to that.
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Post by Itchy on Mar 19, 2003 8:23:35 GMT -5
ohh! shhhh! Charlie here she comes! Whaata i do?
Oh, umm Hi,hello Hedge!...umm, hi killer...Thanks for getting that hubcap..i mean hood ordiment off my back...Itchy rubs his burning scrap on his bottom
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Post by Charlie B. Barkin on Mar 20, 2003 23:24:17 GMT -5
"Say something about her eyes," Charlie whispers, lifting one of Itchy's long, droopy ears to do so and be heard, "Tell her they're...uhh...dark and mysterious--or something to that effect."
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Post by Itchy on Mar 20, 2003 23:40:39 GMT -5
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Post by Killer on Mar 21, 2003 0:00:18 GMT -5
Killer stares at Itchy for a moment, stunned and frozen in position and expression, ears perked and jaw hanging open...then he tries his hardest to stifle hysterical laughter that threatens to bubble out. He manages to choke it down to a malicious snicker as he glances sidelong at Hedge. There is yet another thing he wonders how she will respond to.
"You gonna make one of his eyes black an' blue, Hedge?" he chuckles teasingly, elbowing the great dane in the ribs.
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Post by Hedge on Mar 21, 2003 21:24:18 GMT -5
*Looks at Itchy with a puzzled look...*
"Carface's girlfriend? I shudder to think of it..." *Makes retching sounds and looks as if she's about to throw up...*
"My eyes are black and blue? Hmmm" *Looks at Charlie with a snicker...* "Giving him your lines again, aye, Charlie?"
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Post by Charlie B. Barkin on Mar 21, 2003 22:26:55 GMT -5
Charlie groans and slams his forepaw against his forehead with a grimace as Itchy proves to be very inexperienced in the flattering department. He frowns in disapproval as Itchy glances at him, then turns to Hedge with an apologetic grin.
"He's...ehh...an amatuer," he explains, rubbing the back of his neck uneasily. He then jabs Itchy in the ribs with his elbow and hisses, "You'll have to do better than that, Itchy!"
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Post by Itchy on Mar 22, 2003 3:28:11 GMT -5
because if being jabbed by Charlie Itchy falls off his stool at the bar landing on his already swore enough rump..... YEEEEEEEEEOUHHHHHHHHH! Itchy jumps up in the air as if he was doggy pattling in mid air after bashing his bottom on the floor WHY DON'T YOU TELL SOMEONE WHEN YOUR GONNA DO DAT!!!! Ouchhh! ohhh, pain, very much in pain right now!! Itchy rubs his rump yet again then looks at Hedge...Gee, umm, Hedge, i'm sorry i said all of that. I was trying to say something nice,but ahh, gee, you've been so nice, i mean like when you smlie your teeth are as nice and white as a new dog bone. Or like how you are so helpful to others such as Killer and myself before. ya even gave Charlie and I free drinks! I, I don't think Carface dersevers to have a lady like you work at his place.
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Post by Killer on Mar 22, 2003 21:03:00 GMT -5
Killer is obviously impressed by Itchy's sincere comeback which, in his mind, really makes up for the attempted flatter gone wrong. He sidles over to Charlie to rub it in.
"See how smoothly things run when you butt out?" he states in a slick tone, "You should do it more often, Chuck."
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