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Post by Killer on Mar 9, 2003 22:59:23 GMT -5
Killer, being up close and personal with Charlie's fist, is fast losing his nerve. He's already got a lump of fear in his throat the size of Mount Rushmore as he doesn't favor the idea of having Charlie re-arrange his face.
"Now, c-c'mon, Charlie," he chuckles nervously, "Y-you wouldn't hit a dog with glasses, would ya?"
Despite Hedge's subtle urging, Killer's stubborn streak remains--however wimpy it may be--and he still wants to take a shot at outwitting Charlie. He isn't sure what Hedge whispered to the other dog, but he knows if it had anything to do with "pears" and he finds out about it, he's going to have something to say.
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Post by Charlie B. Barkin on Mar 10, 2003 22:20:53 GMT -5
Charlie smirks coolly at Killer and simply removes his glasses, tossing them to Itchy.
"Here, Itch," he says calmly, "Hold these for a moment, will you?" he smirks again and returns his attention to Killer, "Now...you were saying...?"
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Post by Killer on Mar 10, 2003 23:32:37 GMT -5
If anything can make Killer feel totally helpless, being without his glasses can. He immediately freezes and becomes rigid, petrified by not being able to see...then the begging begins.
"Charlie, please give 'em back!" he pleads, begging the German Shepherd for mercy, "I'll give ya the stupid hood ornament, just don't hurt my glasses and give 'em back to me!"
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Post by Itchy on Mar 11, 2003 0:07:34 GMT -5
Itchy come's out of his lovey dovey trance and relises what's happing almost fumbling Killers glasses but he does catch themAhhh, Charlie, I didn't know this would get outta hand, maybe you should put killer down, please? it was kinda an excident...I think? Oh here you go Killer. Itchy give's Killer his glasses back Wanna make a trade for that hood ordament Killer? Hehehe 
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Post by Charlie B. Barkin on Mar 11, 2003 23:52:47 GMT -5
"Ah-ah-ah!" Charlie counters, snatching the glasses back quickly, "We'll give him his glasses back after he surrenders the hood ornament and not until. He tries anything funny--damaging it, for example--these specs go bye-bye in the bayou."
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Post by Itchy on Mar 12, 2003 0:15:28 GMT -5
Oh, but Charlie! come on! Itchy jumps as high as he can to grab the glasses back but "short legs" keeps him from reachBesides Charlie...i, i got this funny feeling, i think Carface is around and we don't wanna be around here if he is!!! ageeh, ohhh! i don't like this! Charlie lets go home!  |
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Post by Charlie B. Barkin on Mar 12, 2003 0:28:45 GMT -5
"Who cares about Carface," Charlie scoffs carelessly, "I'm not afraid of him. He's nothing but a big fat windbag with bad breath. Besides, if he does show up, we'll use old four-eyes here as a scapegoat. That's what his rank is around here anyway, isn't it?" he has to laugh a bit as Itchy tries in vain to grab the glasses, then he turns to Killer, "Okay, old-timer, time's a-wasting. What's it going to be? Are you going to hand over the hood ornament, or am I going to have to mess up your face?"
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Post by Itchy on Mar 12, 2003 12:06:22 GMT -5
ahh, a scapegoat? naw charlie, Killers a dog just like you and me....Charlie! This is a very bad idea, ohhh!
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Post by Hedge on Mar 12, 2003 21:58:17 GMT -5
"Itchy... you're going against Charlie? WOW! and backwards... WOW! I'm impressed!!!" *Deftly snatches Killer's glasses from Charlie...* "Okay, Chaz... I think this has gone far enough... Killer, I suggest you give Itchy's property back to him, now... and you better do it fast... I think I hear Carface bellowing... I'll give you back your glasses when you give Itchy back his ornament..." *Turns to Itchy again* "How's your hiney, honey?" OOC: I couldn't resist!!!  |
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Post by Charlie B. Barkin on Mar 12, 2003 22:41:15 GMT -5
"Yeah, a pitiful excuse for a dog," Charlie mutters twirling the glasses around idly...until they are snatched from his paws with a certain stealth, "Hey! Hedge, what's the big idea?" He gives the great dane a pouty look as she puts the kibosh on his fun. As she speaks to Killer, he has to chime in, "You heard her. Now let's have it!"
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Post by Killer on Mar 12, 2003 23:29:24 GMT -5
OOC- ROTFL! BIC- Killer is just as surprised as Hedge when Itchy actually seems to see his side of things over Charlie's. That's something he doesn't get everday. As he glasses change paws again and end up in Hedge's grasp, he feels more at ease, trusting that she wouldn't do anything so cruel as to smash them or pop the lenses out."Deal," he yelps shakily, tossing the hood ornament to Itchy, though he's off-aim without his glasses and he accidentally bonks the dacshund in the snout, "Oops...sorry, Itchy." |
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Post by Itchy on Mar 12, 2003 23:35:22 GMT -5
Itchy to Hedge Go againts Charlie? naw, i just think he's making a big mistake, if carface comes around...I just know were both gonna die! My hiney honey? digaa, ohh! hehehe! Itchy goes back to his lovey dovey dase forgetting all the trouble. It's ahh, it's ahh just fine now that you ask....Hedge wipsers to charlie BOSS! I think she like me! Just then the hood ornament bonks Itchy in the noseOUCH! OHH! :'(MY NOSE! MY bottom! My nose! my bottom! OH charlie! I HURT ALL OVER! can we just go home now!!?! grrrrrrrrrr! wait a mintue!!! rubbing his nose , grrrrrr! Killer! you did that on purpose! Itchy, getting grumpy again not thinking of being on Killer's side anymore Listen! try that again you, are YOUR gluuuuuuuuue!!!!! LOL!
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Post by Hedge on Mar 13, 2003 10:52:39 GMT -5
*Turns and bats her eyelashes at Itchy...*
"Now, Itchy, remember... Killer IS the one who got the ornament off your hiney... a hood hiney... I'm sure he didn't mean to hit you in your nose... kiss a boo boo make it better... (j/k) You might want to put the ice from your hiney on your nose..."
"Really, this has gone on long enough..." *Puts Killer's glasses back on his face, then points him in the direction of the kitchen... * "You better get those dishes done Killer..."
*Goes behind the bar and draws up two draft beers*
*To Itchy and Charlie* "Here you two, drink up and get on with your lives, okay? But first, let me see some I.D."
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Post by Itchy on Mar 13, 2003 14:43:58 GMT -5
Itchy makes a grumpy face then relaxes it Gee, ummm, Thanks Killer, i'm sorry about all the trouble, i'm sure it would have hurt no mater how it came off.... looks at charlie I just don't understand how it got there???  gee ahaha, thanks, thanks Hedge...hehehe! umm Charlie...ID, we don't have any ID, we've never had ID, whatta we do? I just want a root beer anyways. (adgth2;-)
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Post by Charlie B. Barkin on Mar 13, 2003 21:42:12 GMT -5
"ID? Ha, she's kidding, Itch," Charlie glances at Hedge, hoping he's right, "Aren't you, Hedge?" He had released Killer with an obvious hint of reluctance, but shrugs it off, trying to put the odd dog out of his mind for the moment.
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