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Post by Killer on Mar 31, 2003 23:33:16 GMT -5
OOC- Aw...*blushes* I like to make people laugh, Hedge...or at least smile. I hope you're feeling better. *HUGz* BIC- Killer yelps slightly as Hedge slaps him back to consciousness. He sits up warily, trying to keep an eye on the King Gator without really looking at him. If he looks at him, he's afraid he'll faint again. He quickly runs back into the casino, only to return with the Flash Gordon Thermo Atomic ray gun, which he promptly aims at the alligator."Don't anybody move!" he shouts, gesturing to the King Gator as he adds, "Especially you, tall, fat, and ugly or I'll blast ya into the next parish!" His threat seems a little far-fetched as, the whole time he's talking, he's shaking like a leaf and struggling to keep the ray gun's cross hairs on target.
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Post by Hedge on Apr 1, 2003 7:54:20 GMT -5
*Hedge shakes her head and rolls her eyes at Killer's newest idea...*
"Killer, killer, killer... that's no way to do it... that's a last resort... come on now... give it to me..." *Hedge puts out a paw and motions to Killer to give her the ray gun... She waits, but is worried about Itchy stuck in the tree in the water...*
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Post by Itchy on Apr 1, 2003 8:11:26 GMT -5
Itchy and the log are sinking quickly, Itchy is FACE up, face up Hedge ;)in the log. Is the aligotor gonna eat him or help save him? or disapear all together? or will Itchy sink in the stinky bog and adgth will never be the same, BUT Killer will NEVER get the hood ornament because it's with Itchy now tucked in his shirt, it looks like Itchy's taking it with him when he goes!!!...? Ahem...Did anybody hear me?! I said.... HEEEEEEELP![glow=red,2,300]SAVE ME!!!![/glow] 911!!! 911!!![shadow=red,left,300]AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! [/shadow] ooc: I hope your feeling better Hedge, my whole perpose in life is to make people laugh, i'm glad that we all are making you feel better, right now i'm starting to get discusted with the weird guy, so i'm gonna change it to Itchy back soon, by the way i copyed the moving image to my desktop and then filled the whole screen with him...I can't wait to hear what my step dad says when he wants to use the computer ;)LOL! ...now...sombody help Itchy or your one ADGTH fan short!!!!!
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Post by Killer on Apr 1, 2003 23:59:39 GMT -5
OOC- Ah-ah-ah! I quote: "Sorry sir. You can't take it with you." -gatekeeper dog 2 in ADGTH 2. Ha! It'll be MINE...all mine! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! Okay, I'm gettin' carried away. BIC- Killer, aiming at the alligator and keeping the ray gun locked in target, opens both eyes and shifts his gaze to Hedge with a bit of stubborn reluctance."Oh, Hedge, do I have to?" he whines, surrendering the gun, but quickly taking it back and aiming it at Itchy's tree (more at Itchy) as he notices the little dachshund's predicament, "Ooh-hoo...you want that I should blast him outta there?" He chuckles darkly as he aims the ray gun, paw on the trigger (like he'd actually have the guts to do it). Really, Itchy doesn't have to worry. Killer's aim stinks with or without his glasses. That had been proven when he and Carface had tried to zap Charlie with the same gun.
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Post by Charlie B. Barkin on Apr 2, 2003 23:44:18 GMT -5
Charlie had immediately run over to Itchy when the tree had collapsed in the swamp. He paces up and down the dock, trying to figure out what is to be done when he notices Killer and his ray gun, first aimed at the King Gator, then at Itchy. "Hey! Put that thing down, you four-eyed freak!" he barks angrily, "You even try to blast my friend and I'll make you wish you'd never been born!" He then turns to Itchy and stretches a paw out to him, trying to reach him. "Itch, can you grab my paw? I'll try to pull you out."
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Post by Hedge on Apr 3, 2003 8:05:10 GMT -5
*Hedge looks at Killer and sighs...* "Here we go again"
*Quickly reaches out and snatches Killer's glasses...*
"You are NOT going to blast anyone, Pear... think about it... if you blast the Gator or blast Itchy or Charlie... or ALL OF THEM... then Carface is going to have you blasting everybody who crosses him... even dogs who don't cross him, but he thinks have crossed him... even dogs like you... or me... innocent dogs, Killer... and you'll be forced to bring 'em down or face the pirrhana pit... it'll never end... Besides, if you zap Itchy now, you'll never find out what he did with your hubcap..."
*Puts Killer's glasses back on him...*
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Post by Itchy on Apr 3, 2003 8:32:03 GMT -5
Charile!!!! i can't reach! short legs! short legs!!!!!!!!! Oh Charile...i guess this is the end....I'll tell annibell you said hello i guess ...I'm gonna miss ya pal....take care of Flo and your, i mean her pups, and if you see Anne Marie again, tell her i said goodbye...and Hedge, i wanted to tell ya, i like you, i don't know how you feel about me, but i wanted to say this before i go...signing off, Itchy....AHHHHHHHHHHH! The log sinks into the bog, Itchy Quickly shoves his hood ornment into the hole were his head was stuck, the sticky swamp muck got Itchy head unstuck, but Itchy could only re-enter into the log because the hole was to small for him to get out of it. Itchy buttom is shoved out the other hole in the tree trunk sealing Itchy up tight, at least the cold muck feels good on Itchy sore buttom....Itchy only has a little time left before he runs out of air.....Howling scream's can be heard from under the muck. ooc: no Killer, i can't take it with me, but it will be lost with me under all this muck ;D Oh! what can you guys do!?!?!?!
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Post by King Gator on Apr 3, 2003 12:22:35 GMT -5
:-*King Gator seemed mesmerized with the great dane's voice, but then the funny lookin' dog with glasses started hollerin' and a talking tree fell in the water... "hmmm, a talking tree... i need to examine this closer." :-*The big green gator swims to the tree and listens... it is still talking... he starts to shake the tree... then he starts to thump the tree with his tail... then he lifts the tree with his tail and flings the broken part back onto land... somethin' shiny flies towards the gator and he grabs it in his teeth... not edible... maybe it goes on my head... puts the shiny thing on his head... nice head ornament... i'm going to wear it... because i know i look good in it... OOC: NOW THIS IS WHAT I CALL GATOR-ADE!!!!! Get it?
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Post by Itchy on Apr 3, 2003 22:52:12 GMT -5
Itchy's lifeless body goes flying threw the air!!! Oh, okay, he wasn't dead yet when the tree trunk was being bashed and beatten yelps of Itchy could be heard, then when the gator threw the log on land it crashed into another tree thus breaking the log Itchy was in, Itchy falls to the ground and he is coverd in smelly muck... OUCH! yeeeeeEEEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHH! OUF! look at all the pretty stars....Annibell is dat you? Where am I? ouch! oh! oh i'm alive! i'm a live!!!! Charile! Hedge! even Carface and Killer!!! I'm alive!!!! yippy! Icthy hug's charlie and hedge, then shakes killers hand and kisses Carface on the headHey where's my>...HOOD ONANAMENT?!?! hey! AHHHHHHHHHH! IT'S THE GATOR!!!!! :-*HELP!!! OOC: things seem to be going to what i thought would happen, great job king gator!!!
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Post by Killer on Apr 4, 2003 0:58:54 GMT -5
Killer freezes in fear-triggered paralysis when Hedge removes his glasses. He sits there, twitching in spasms as she speaks and, by the time she replaces his glasses on his nose, he's willing to surrender the gun. He is distracted totally from blasting anyone when he notices that the King Gator has his prized hubcap.
"Excuse me...uh...Mr. Gator...uh...your majesty...sir?" he speaks nervously, walking up to the alligator with extreme caution, "Umm...I'd be willing to sing a solo for you if you'd be so kind as to...give me your, uhh...hat."
He gazes at his long-lost hubcap resting on the alligator's head with longing, soulful eyes. The kind of sad puppy face no one with a heart can resist. He wags his tail for good measure as he looks up at the King Gator. He'll probably plead temporary insanity when this is over.
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Post by Hedge on Apr 4, 2003 7:55:05 GMT -5
*Hedge stands perfectly still, watching all that is transpiring... Itchy being freed from the tree by the gator... Itchy hugging her... Killer surrendering the ray gun... Killer talking sweetly to the gator? Itchy giving Carface a kiss on the head? Oh my... the gator wearing Killer's hubcap on his jolly green giant head? Oh my... Lions and Tigers and Bears... oh my... What's going to happen next?*
OOC: So, Itchy... when are you going to do away with Mr. Ugly Wart Nose?
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Post by Itchy on Apr 4, 2003 15:46:56 GMT -5
AHH! it's my hub ca...i mean hood ornament! Charile gave it to me!!! Ahh, Mr. Gator sir, you don't wanna give that thing to him, he tried to kill you! I mean ya saved my life! gee thanks! SOOOO as a token of thanks, I GIVE the hood ornament to you! You can wear it on your head forever! it looks good on ya! juat don't let that mutt Killer have it! (Itchy mutters to himself), i'm not risking my life again for that hub cap, but i'll do whatever i can to keep Killers rubby paws off it!!!! OOC: I'm sorry Hedge, i tried to change the ugly man a few days ago, but it said it was locked! Killer must be playing a prank!!!! IT"S STUCK FOREVER!!!!!
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Post by Hedge on Apr 7, 2003 7:03:00 GMT -5
*Hedge feels sorry for Killer because the only thing he really has any link to is his hubcap collection... and Itchy DID steal it, so it's not rightfully his... hard to believe such a sweet little dog could do something so... so... criminal! Hedge decides to sing again and as she's singing, she moves closer to the edge of the pier, hoping the gator will come closer as well...*
OOC: Killer, I'm real sorry about your dog, Betsy... I lost my dog 10 years ago and I still miss her and cry over her to this day...
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Post by Itchy on Apr 7, 2003 11:06:52 GMT -5
OOC: *GASP* Itchy didn't steal anything! Charile gave Itchy the hub cap years ago, to replace the real hood ornament he broke by mistake prier to history before this RP. I said Charile took it from Carface...Carface oue's Charlie anyways, taking his life and all of the bussness...Killer just changed the story to make him look the the good guy...the meanie! he really is no good!
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Post by Killer on Apr 8, 2003 22:18:56 GMT -5
OOC- Thanks, Hedge. *HUGz* Yeah, that's why I wasn't on Saturday. April 5th is a hard day for me. Betsy's been gone for two years now. Itchy, believe it or not, the hub cap collecting was something I actually put into Killer's personality a looooooooooong time ago. I really have a Ford hub cap hanging on my wall, LOL! I found it when I was in Pennsylvania and nobody touches it, ROTFL! I'll get my hub cap back...just you wait and see. *grinz evilly* Remember, I'm licensed! BIC- Killer's gaze never shifts from his prized posession resting on the King Gator's head, though he pins his ears slightly as Itchy butts in to try and waver the alligator's favor. Normally, Killer would back down and not bother to fight, but this isn't a normal situation. The fate of his hub cap is at stake."Itchy, you are so low, it ain't funny," he spits, then thinks about what he just said and laughs, "Then again, with them legs of yours, how can you be anything but low? And forgive me for my low blows, but I can't help myself!" He chuckles darkly in smug self-satisfaction having made two "low blows" right in succession. At least he's found a little confidence within himself to stand up to Itchy. It may or may not be obvious, but he's quite enjoying throwing barbs in on the dachshund's...vertically challenged structure.
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