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Post by Hedge on Apr 8, 2003 22:30:02 GMT -5
OOC: Sorry Itchy... guess you are a rather innocent bystander (so short I didn't see you! HA!)
BIC: Hey Itchy! No matter who stole the hubcap, the bottom line is, it still belongs to Killer... just like if I take your baseball cap... (swipes the cap off Itchy's head) and give it to Killer, (puts the cap on top of Killer's head) it's still your baseball cap... I took it and gave it to Killer... I'm not trying to be mean to anyone... just fair is all...
*Turns to Killer* "Hey, pear, that hat looks pretty good on you... Itchy! Wanna trade? Your cap for the hub cap?"
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Post by Killer on Apr 8, 2003 22:44:08 GMT -5
That definitely boosts Killer's confidence. Now he has some ammo to use against Itchy for sure and he's ready to fight fire with fire, but not before making a slightly self-conscious reply to Hedge.
"Thanks," he grins a bit, "I was thinking about gettin' some head gear...to cover up the thinning topknot, y'know."
He sits down, twirling Itchy's baseball cap on his paw as he eyes the smaller dog coolly with a smirk. Glancing at the King Gator, he's already concocted his own little plan in his mind, though the biggest part of it will only be backup if the general idea doesn't work.
"Okay, short stack," he says calmly to Itchy, "Here's the deal: you gimme my hub cap back and I'll give you your ball cap. If ya don't wanna trade with me, I'm sure I could do a little wheelin' an' dealin' with Mr. Green, here, heheheh."
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Post by Itchy on Apr 8, 2003 22:49:40 GMT -5
ooc: I still had no idea of knowing you wrote about Killer being a hub cap collecter, so it's un fair to be mean to me. I am sorry about both of you guy's dogs, as i lost mine almost two months from ago * Itchy jumps out of the way from killers spit... * eww gross! oh give me a break! give me a break!!! keep those short jokes comming and I'll, grrrrrrrr! Hey! Hedge! ::)No wait please! Charlie gave me that hat!! it means more to me then that silly old hubcap! because Charlie really gave it to me, rather then taking it from someone else. If you can get the hub cap from that gator it's yours, i just dont wanna get eatten!
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Post by Killer on Apr 8, 2003 23:08:15 GMT -5
OOC- I have to be MEAN 2 U! I have a reputation to uphold, y'know? BIC- Killer raises his eyebrows in a slightly surprised expression. He hadn't expected it to be that easy...sort of. Now his only problem is how to convince the King Gator to give it to him. He hands Itchy's cap to Hedge."Hang onto this, please, Hedge," he winks at her, "Call it a little insurance, heheh. Alright, Itchy, I'll give it back...just as soon as I get what belongs to me off the alligator's noggin." He looks thoughtful for a moment, trying to come up with a good plan--perhaps a trade to offer the King Gator. Suddenly, an idea strikes him and he runs back into the casino to return a few minutes later with a record player, plus a few records."Hey...uh...Mr. Gator?" he grins ingratiatingly, a bit nervous, "Y-you like music, right? Boy, have I got a deal for you! This lil' contraption will play music for you 'til your ears drop off. All you hafta do is gimme the shiny thing on your head and it's yours. Whadda ya think? Deal?"
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Post by King Gator on Apr 9, 2003 11:06:09 GMT -5
:-*King Gator likes his shiny new hat, but he also likes that red baseball cap... but... what's this thing that the old dog with the fat rearend has dragged out? It makes music? :-*Alright!!!! Let's make music together! :-*Begins to sing, LET'S MAKE MUSIC TOGETHER... LET'S MAKE SWEET HARMONY... Bends down low and picks up both the little short dog and the fat rearended dog and puts them on his head and begins to swim around the pier still singing loud as he can!
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Post by Itchy on Apr 9, 2003 11:21:47 GMT -5
*As Killer & Itchy are both picked up, Itchy grabs Killers glasses and says,* " And i'll hang on to these for a "little insurance" Killer!" *Itchy then relises he was just picked up by the large gator.* AHHHHH! *As the two are place on the gators head Killers glasses land on Itchy face in which now Itchy is wearing killers glasses, the two dogs bump heads.* Oh i think i'm gonna be sick! CHARRRRRLIEEEEE!!!! oH, I'M gonna barf! I don't know if it's from this dancing gator or if it's these glasses!
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Post by Killer on Apr 9, 2003 22:10:51 GMT -5
Killer isn't too afraid when the alligator picks him up...until Itchy takes his glasses. He is immediately paralyzed in fear, not being able to see two feet in front of him. All he can really do is cling to the King Gator as he zooms around in the water. His mind has gone blank, forgetting his mission, unable to complete it anyway until he gets his glasses back. He comes to momentarily when Itchy whines that he might throw up. If the alligator's swimming doesn't give him motion sickness, it won't give it to anyone.
"Two bones says it's the glasses," he replies through teeth clenched in fear, "And if we live through this, you wait and see how sick you'll feel when I'm done with you."
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Post by Charlie B. Barkin on Apr 10, 2003 22:00:09 GMT -5
Charlie gets a little worried when the King Gator picks up Itchy and carries him away over the water. He runs along the peir beside the 'gator, knowing he must do something to help his pal. "Hey King!" he pants, "Look, I don't care what you do with the fat one, but I really wish you'd put the little guy down. He's a little short-legged and if he ever fell in the water, he might not make a good swimmer."
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Post by Itchy on Apr 11, 2003 8:22:29 GMT -5
Oh! i'm a gonna... barf! * Itchy throws up all over Killer* Oh! Oh! Oh! I'm soooooooooo sorry! Oh i'm so disgusted with myself! oh when is this gonna end! ooc: i'm very sorry Killer!
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Post by Killer on Apr 11, 2003 22:54:12 GMT -5
OOC- Yeah right. You were planning to do that the whole time, weren'tcha? BIC- For once, Killer is grateful he cannot see. He knows very well what just happened, but he seems momentarily stunned. He quickly shakes it off and, having been thoroughly humiliated and grossed out to the max, he leaps off the alligator's head and into the bayou, having no concern for how deep the water is or what might be lurking under it's black, murky surface. Of course, being that he can't see, he has no idea what direction to go in to get back to the pier, but at this point, he doesn't care. Upon hitting the icy water, he is soon trapped within a horrible flashback and his eyes look panicked as he paddles aimlessly at top speed. The voices in his memory come clearly, heard by no one but him.
"He won't last long. He's not a water dog."
"Should we pull him out yet?"
"No. Wait 'til he drops..."
Soon, Killer can hear absolutely nothing over his own rapid breathing as he struggles to keep his head above the water, his fear driving him to exhaustion. At last, he has spent all of his strength and he passes out, sinking below the water's black surface. Only a few bubbles remain where he once was.
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Post by Hedge on Apr 12, 2003 8:44:58 GMT -5
*Hedge looks on in shock at disbelief at what is transpiring... she's got to think of something, fast... she looks around and sees Charlie... whose only concern is Itchy... the moon is shining across the water, but it seems Killer is no longer visible...*
"KILLER! KILLER! Hang on, fella... help is on the way!" *She glances hopefully at Carface who is still passed out on the dock...*
*Without any further hesitation, Hedge runs and dives into the icy water... saving Killer is all she cares about now... she knows his secret fears and most of his painful past...*
OOC: Aw, Itchy, I'm so sorry to hear that you lost your dog... (Gives Itchy and Killer a hug... It'll be okay)
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Post by King Gator on Apr 12, 2003 20:35:06 GMT -5
:-*King Gator stops singing and turns his attention to Charlie... He scratches his head and it is then that he remembers he has two little passengers... picks the one with the short legs off his head... but, where is the other one... :-*King hears a commotion in the water not far from him... yum, yum, yum, suddenly he's very hungry... the great dane looks like a tasty meal... yes a tasty meal indeedy doo!!!! :-*Without a further thought the king scoops up Hedge in his other front foot... Two tasty dogs for din-din... the short legged one and the long legged one... oh, yum, yum, yum
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Post by Killer on Apr 12, 2003 21:54:21 GMT -5
Oblivious to what is happening on the surface, Killer has hit the muddy floor of the bayou. His lungs screaming for air cause him to regain consciousness and, summoning any remaining energy, he struggles to get back to the surface. About halfway there, his progress comes to a grinding halt. Something is tangled around one of his hindlegs. It feels like a loop of rope or twine. Panicking again, he struggles, trying to break free. He thrashes about in the water, writhing and pulling, but all that seems to do is tighten whatever it is around his leg. A fresh cloud of bubbles breaks out on the surface above where he's trapped.
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Post by Itchy on Apr 12, 2003 23:46:44 GMT -5
Right after Killer fell off of King Gator, Itchy could tell Killer was in trouble. They were all over the water and Killer didn't have his glasses on when he fell off. Itchy calls out Killer's name, but no use. Itchy also calls out to Charlie and Hedge, but there is little Itchy can do other then that. His short legs aren't real good for swimming so Itchy holds on tight to King Gator's head, Itchy lift's up Killers glasses in which he was wearing and spots the hub cap on King Gators head, Itchy picks it up in a friendly way as to when this is all over to give it back to killer who's been missing it so long. Itchy would also like to get his hat back, but Itchy knows there are more important things to worry about now.... :oItchy tucks both the hub cap and Killers glasses safely into his shirt. Then when Itchy is picked up by the Gator he gives a sream! CHARLIE!!!!! I thought you said there was nutting to worry about!?!?!?? Itchy then sees King Gator go after Hegde and pick her up, well that setteled it. Itchy squworms his way out of the gators grasp and runs up the gators side growling. Itchy then climes up on King Gators head. Grrrrrrrr! you can't do that to my friend!! Itchy pulls on king Gators eye lids and snaps them back!!!!!Ya said ya liked her singing voice before, why would ya wanna eat her now?!?! GRRRRRRRRRRR! Itchy then becomes frightened by what he is doing and yells out with a long loud scream! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! OOC: Thanks Hedge, sorry about all of this Mr Gator, but ya are trying to eat my new friend
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Post by Hedge on Apr 13, 2003 9:03:21 GMT -5
*Realizing that she is in KG's grasp (and it's a tight one) Hedge is struck with disbelief... here she is, usually the one coming to other's aid, in need herself... she thinks of Killer, alone in that dark muddy water and tears fill her eyes...*
*Seeing what Itchy is attempting to do, she shouts to him* "Itchy, please! be careful!!!!"
*Suddenly, Hedge finds herself falling back into the water... King Gator has let go of her in order to begin a full scale war against Itchy using both of his slimy front gator claws! Hedge finds herself going down under the murky water once again... hits something and shudders... nutria rats!!!! with those long ugly teeth!!! or a supersize snapping turtle (the size of a patio table)!!!* ***She doesn't realize that it is Killer she's collided with...****
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